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Friday Poll: A One-Piece Suit for Men?


Here it comes – someone claims he’s designed a one-piece suit for men. John Jannuzzi writes that

There’s a man out in San Francisco seeking funding for “The Suitsy,” a one-piece suit that thinks you’re just too lazy for a two-piece or three-piece option.

It’s a shirt, jacket, and pants all sewn into one strange jumpsuit. Beau Brummell is rolling in his grave, the French are probably up in arms, and I can’t even imagine what the Italians are thinking about all this. Creator Jesse Herzog claims it’s a “revolution” and baits you to vote-up the idea with sweet sounding lines: “Imagine looking professional but feeling like you are in pajamas.” To that we challenge you to imagine yourself not being lazy and buying a proper tailored suit instead. Details like fake shirt sleeves and hidden zippers make the whole idea conceivable, but clearly so much is left to be desired. When did putting on a shirt, jacket, and pants become such a chore?

(The corgi in the video looks embarrassed to be part of this, I think.)

So, is it time – will there ever be a time – for The Suitsy, a one-piece for businessmen?

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Dr. X
9 years ago

Carhartts for business!

Anonymous
9 years ago

it needs to be NO HOW NO WAY all caps

Ayn Rand
9 years ago

A Snuggie would be better than that!

Zeker
9 years ago

I knew my leisure suit would be back !!

Karl
9 years ago

the suit could be a problem for people in a hurry for a bathroom