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Daily Bread: April 16, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are no public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today. One should not be surprised; yesterday’s Tree Commission meeting was scheduled from 4 to 6 p.m. After two solid hours considering, pondering, assessing that state of trees in Whitewater, any municipality would have to take a break.

It’s a proud anniversary in Wisconsin history, according to the Wisconsin Historical Society: on this date in 1944, the U.S.S. Wisconsin was commissioned:

On this date the USS Wisconsin battleship was put into active duty for service during World War II. The ship, decommissioned in 1948, was re-commissioned in 1951 for service in the Korean War. [Source: The National Maritime Center]

(Note: The ship also served again during the Gulf War.)

More on the Wisconsin is available online. There were two ships with this name — one from the 19th century, and one from the 20th.

Almanac
Thursday, April 16, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 06:12 AM 07:38 PM
Civil Twilight 05:42 AM 08:07 PM
Tomorrow 06:10 AM 07:39 PM
Tomorrow will be: 3 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 13h 26m
Amount of daylight: 14h 25m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

Register Watch™ for April 9th: The Local-o-meter

What to make of a local politician who talks local, but writes for a publication that depends on the out-of-town merchant to survive?

You might think that’s, well, a contradiction, paradox, puzzle, conundrum, or just really messed-up scene, but why be so imprecise about it?

Here at the FREE WHITEWATER Division of Advanced Scientific Inquiry®, top-notch, privately-funded scientists have devised the Local-o-meter Credibility Index.

The Credibility Index measures the number nostalgic columns and local advertisements, as a percentage of all ads in the paper. (Nostalgic columns, such as “Remember when…” are counted as ads to give the paper the benefit of the greatest number of local ads.)

The combination of local ads (for honest-to-goodness Whitewater merchants) and nostalgic columns are considered against the presence of out-of-town ads, those asking for consumers to shop outside Whitewater.

To shop, actually, even in revolting places, like Elkhorn.

The higher the percentage of local ads of all ads in the Whitewater Register, the greater the credibility of the paper as a local paper. The greater, too, the credibility of local-talking politicians who have weekly columns in the paper.

A low percentage, however, would suggest that local talk stops where out-of-town merchants’ interests begin.

Keep in mind — I think you should shop anywhere you want. The point I want to make is that when politicians talk ‘local,’ they should write for publications that have lots and lots of local advertisers.

Here’s the April 9th edition of the Index.

(Note — ads counted do not consider that many out-of-town ads are larger than local ads, and all counting was done while drinking Spotted Cow. Also, only the first section of the paper was surveyed, since normal people probably ignore the rest of the paper anyway.)

Local-o-meter Credibility Index
Nostalgic Local Columns + Whitewater Ads 16
Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads 36
Credibility of Local Boosterism 30.7%

That’s only a 30.7% level of credibility. That’s pretty darn low. By reference, Division of Advanced Scientific Inquiry® researchers note that even a kid who tells his teacher that his dog ate his homework has a 33% level of credibility, and a 40% level if the dog’s not eaten in the preceding twelve hours.

We’ll have to see how April 16th’s measurement compares… more >>

Daily Bread: April 15, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

You know it’s tax day, but you may not have known that the CDA Housing Committee in Whitewater meets today at 7:30 a.m., and the Tree Commission at 4 p.m.

Note the the CDA Housing Committee: Why are you meeting now, a week after our election? I’d heard that the issue of housing was just used to drum up competition against incumbent Council representative Marilyn Kienbaum. I heard this for the first — and only — time when she said so herself, in remarks made to the Whitewater Register.

Unless you’re planning to foil her next run, in 2011, I think you can safely stand down, now.

Almanac
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 06:13 AM 07:37 PM
Civil Twilight 05:44 AM 08:06 PM
Tomorrow 06:12 AM 07:38 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 13h 24m
Amount of daylight: 14h 22m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

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Register Watch™ for the April 9th Issue of the Paper.

Here’s my update on Whitewater, Wisconsin’s local newspaper, the Register, a declining weekly. Not so much in decline, though, that Editor Matt Schwenke can’t find a telling quotation, now and then, from a local politician. This issue of the paper offers what might be, if only someone cared to try more often.

Lede Story. The lede story, “State of the county lays out good news despite tough times,” from Maureen Mayrand, reports on County Executive David Bretl’s remarks on Walworth County fiscal policy. There’s so much in the story that’s unexplored, unquestioned, left unconsidered. Bretl delivered his state of the county remarks at an event that the Republican Party of Walworth County hosted. Odd, no? Walworth County’s a Republican county, but wouldn’t someone think that a non-partisan host would make more sense for remarks billed as detailing the ‘state of the county.’ Neither federal nor state addresses of this kind are delivered with a political party as host; why would Walworth County be different?

I don’t know. Mayrand interviews no one, to ask: What do you think about this? Was there no one who had an opinion on a practice different from equivalent state or federal addresses? Not a single Democrat, independent, libertarian, etc.? Mayrand mentions the hosting organization, but leaves the story there. That’s too bad, because it might have been an interesting topic all its own.

Typical of the Register and its sister papers in the Southern Lakes chain, Bretl’s principal remarks are set out, without any additional reporting. Is his perspective the only one for Walworth County? I don’t know, and from reading the Register, I wouldn’t know. I can guess that there’s an opposing view out there somewhere — it’s just not in the Register.

The story mentions that Bretl’s address was delivered on April 2, “according to a press release.” Was Mayrand in attendance, or did she report the story only through submitted information? (The photo accompanying the story is, as stated, a ‘photo submitted’ to the paper.) She may have been there, and also reviewed a press release, or may have written the story only through secondary sources, including a press release.

I can’t tell. Either might be true. Only one, though, deserves to be a headliner in the paper — one would at least hope for someone to attend, ask a few questions, etc. (It’s damning, though, that one can read the story and not tell if the reporter was in attendance; isn’t that the least one should expect from this headline story?)

Common Council Elections. Here’s the front page story where one finds Editor Matt Schwenke’s telling quotation. Much as I’ve criticized the Register, the paper almost deserves another year for its reported remarks from City Council at-large representative Marilyn Kienbaum.

Here’s what Kienbaum had to say, after her re-election to Common Council:

This race has been absolutely insane,” said Kienbaum. I think that the housing issue was brought up to drum up competition against me.”

“If you’re going to represent the entire community, you’d better know what the people think,” Kienbaum said. “I do care about the city, and people are used to me.”

“I know what’s going on.”

Oh my. So much, in so few words. Is there anyone, other than perhaps Marilyn Kienbaum, who thinks that the housing issue was brought up to create competition against her? No one who’s serious believes this. No one. I have been as critical of Dr. Nosek’s crusade on this issue as anyone, but I don’t think that those many people who have attended neighborhood meetings on the issue have done so to create competition against Kienbaum.

As readers can guess, I believe in strong, not weak, private property rights. I’ve written before that those property owners who’ve had their property damaged, or have been the subject of abuse merely for caring for their homes, deserve sympathy.

(I am convinced, though, that government in Whitewater offers nothing useful for those who have been injured; Dr. Nosek’s campaign for tighter regulations will prove unavailing.)

Does anyone — any sensible person — truly believe that those homeowners who are aggrieved, or even those students who have been maligned, have found themselves in that position so someone could create an issue against Marilyn Kienbaum? When City Manager Kevin Brunner called housing the biggest issue facing our city, does anyone think he did so to foil Kienbaum’s candidacy?

That’s absurd. She’s been inconsequential in this matter, offering only vague, shopworn remarks about everyone getting along. (Rodney King doesn’t live in Whitewater, and even if he did, I wouldn’t ask him about his views on local housing issues.) This topic’s not about her; she’s been inconsequential to it.

I could try to think of a self-centered, arrogant remark to attribute to someone, but I candidly admit that I could do no better than Kienbaum’s own reflections on her candidacy, importance to the city, etc..

Kienbaum won a closer race than most expected, and she should have the humility to see as much.

One last remark, to Kienbaum’s friends, the people who talk to her, etc.: You did this officeholder no favors when you encouraged her to run again. She’s been re-elected, but the office was supposed to be more than a retirement gift. Two years is a long time, with considerable issues before the city. Whitewater deserved a more focused, detail-ready representative. These public gatherings will demand much of those in attendance. These next two years may prove especially long, arduous, and demanding of detail and industry.

Daily Bread: April 14, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are no public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today.

In Wisconsin history on this date, from 1953, the Wisconsin Historical Society reports that the Milwaukee Braves made their debut:

On this date the Milwaukee Braves made their official debut in Milwaukee, at the newly constructed County Stadium. They defeated the St. Louis Cardinals, 3-2, in 10 innings. Bill Bruton hit the game-winning home run. [Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Online]

Almanac
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 06:15 AM 07:35 PM
Civil Twilight 05:46 AM 08:05 PM
Tomorrow 06:13 AM 07:37 PM
Tomorrow will be: 4 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 13h 20m
Amount of daylight: 14h 19m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

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Prisoner Monday

Continuing for the next several weeks, it’s Prisoner Monday here at Free Whitewater. Why? Because a longtime reader previously suggested to me that being in Whitewater sometimes felt like living the plot of The Prisoner.

It’s a great British series, that tells the story of a secret agent who resigns from his agency, only to find himself in a mysterious place called The Village.

AMC has the full episodes of the original series online, and also offers one-minute summaries of those original episodes. I’ve previously posted the first seven videos.

Here’s the eighth, one-minute summary, of an episode entitled, “Dance of the Dead.” (“Death lurks amid the gaeity of a carnival, and No. 6 is put on trial when he makes an audacious bid to foil his captors…”)

Be seeing you….

The full video is also available at AMC.

Enjoy.

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Daily Bread: April 13, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are three public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today. The Whitewater-University Tech Park Board meets at 1:30 p.m. (Hyer Hall, Rm. 422), the CDA Business Park Marketing Committee meets at 4:30 p.m. (City Manager’s Conference Rm.), and at 6:30 p.m. the Library Board meets (at the library, of course).

School’s back in session, as today serves a make-up for a snow day.

Here’s the Almanac for today —

Almanac
Monday, April 13, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 06:17 AM 07:34 PM
Civil Twilight 05:47 AM 08:04 PM
Tomorrow 06:15 AM 07:35 PM
Tomorrow will be: 3 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 13h 17m
Amount of daylight: 14h 17m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

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Daily Bread: April 12, 2009

Almanac
Sunday, April 12, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 06:18 AM 07:33 PM
Civil Twilight 05:49 AM 08:02 PM
Tomorrow 06:17 AM 07:34 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 13h 15m
Amount of daylight: 14h 13m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

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Daily Bread: April 10, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

City offices in Whitewater are closed today — your path to the holiday is unobstructed.

Over at the Janesville Gazette, there’s a great story about how the Janesville City Manager is eliminating several vacant positions, and consolidating others. In a story entitled, “City manager proposes job consolidation,” reporter Beth Wheelock reveals that

….In a memo to the City Council, City Manager Eric Levitt recommends eliminating four vacant positions and broadening the scope of three others, which would provide a cost savings of $275,000 in 2010.

The change would take effect this year, but the positions are included in the 2009 budget. The positions on the chopping block include the Assistant Director of Administrative Services, Director of Leisure Services, Economic Development Assistant and Sustainability Coordinator….

Without this story, how many in Janesville would have even know that the City of Janesville taxed residents for these salaries?

Janesville, with every economic problem in America, all compacted into a tiny space of 28.1 square miles, has a paid Director of Leisure Services?

It’s both astonishingly arrogant and stupid that a community would have a Director of Leisure Services. It’s arrogant to think that government should be proving for leisure, as though without a city manager, common council, or any number of bureaucratic hangers on, a community would have no idea how to organize activities for children, the middle aged, the elderly, whatever.

(The Janesville Department of Leisure services website is available for your review. There’s still time to attend the ‘Spring Fling Potluck and Dance Party,’ scheduled for April 14.)

It’s also astonishingly stupid for a city government, in a city with double-digit unemployment, to pay a bureaucrat to be the Director of Leisure Services. This money should be better spent elsewhere.

Assistant Director of Administrative Services? Is that for the person who takes over Administrative Services when the Director of Administrative Services is visiting — wait for it — Leisure Services, for golfing, or the farmers’ market, or the latest town dance?

Oh, sorry, now I understand — it’s like having a Vice President, isn’t it?

Still, in a more evolved bureaucracy, someone would call this the Director of Contingent Developmental Activities. No one would have any idea what that position actually directed, and would feel embarrassed to offer criticism. Leisure Services is just too, well, candid.

Thanks, Janesville.

Tiny Flower Turns Pig Poop into Fuel | Wired Science from Wired.com

I am not sure who’s Director of Plants and Animals, or Flora and Fauna, or whatever, here in Whitewater.

I hope, though, the high official in that position reads Wired, because in that fine publication one finds a possible solution to all our energy worries:

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/doubleduckweed.html

Note to Chief Coan – By high official I mean a bureaucrat near the top of Whitewater’s municipal government, rather than a public servant under the grip of Reefer Madness.

Whitewater Unified School District chooses District Administrator

The WUSD this morning chose Dr. Suzanne Zentner as its new district administrator, succeeding Dr. Leslie Steinhaus.

Much will be made of Dr. Zentner’s local ties – but in the end, it’s moving away from many local practices that will make all the difference for us.

Every initial announcement is a happy one; success comes slowly, and calls for patience.

Best wishes, and welcome to Whitewater.