Hey, Whitewater, how about a task force?
These flesh-eating aquatic mammals are probably making their way from Drummond to Whitewater even now. In about 20 or 25 years, they’ll have reached our city limits.
Coincidentally, that’s about the same amount of time that it would take one of our task forces to propose an effective solution to the looming otter menace.
Not a moment to lose….Come on city bureaucrats, you can do this….
Austrian woman reports otter attack in Wisconsin.
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| From Free Whitewater |
UPDATE: 6:49 PM — I’ve included a picture of one of the marauding otters, helpfully supplied from the FREE WHITEWATER Bureau of Aquatic Mammals, Municipal Risks Division.