From Fox, here’s a video of a bison attacking a tourist at Yellowstone Park:
I first found a shorter version of the video at the Huffington Post, and that website described the attack as a ‘summer bummer.’
Oh no — it’s a gift of amazing bragging rights. The tourist apparently survived with only bruises after being hit by a 2,000 pound animal. She’s got a story to tell at every party she attends for the rest of her life.
Her Yellowstone trip may turn out to be the best vacation she ever takes.
Meanwhile, at the Wall Street Journal, all the editors must be on vacation, because somehow the chimp-supporting, English troublemaker Jane Goodall got to publish an essay entitled, A Journey Through the Jungle. It’s packed with lies about chimpanzees, ignoring the truth about their human-hating inclinations. The English, especially nutty Englishwomen, are particularly given to this sort of dishonesty.
Goodall’s characteristically upside-down perspective is on display; she’s not even shrewd enough to hide it:
Today we try to keep a certain distance from the chimpanzees while observing them—their immune system is uncannily like our own and we know they can catch many of our infectious diseases.
No, no, no — that’s not why people should stay away. People should stay away from chimps so they don’t get their faces ripped off by the nasty creatures.
There are few animals more vicious than chimps, and all the so-called nature expeditions ever undertaken can do nothing to refute the real science that confirms chimpanzee savagery — to other chimps, to humans, and to all creation, most likely.
I’m more than happy to set the record straight —
See, Chimpanzees: Cuddly Primates or Vicious Killers? Vicious Killers!
