A girl and her family visiting a zoo in North Carolina learned that baboons can throw objects with surprising accuracy. See, The shocking moment young girl has POOP thrown in her face by agitated baboon at North Carolina zoo @ Daily Mail. (The video includes vulgar language after family realizes what’s just happened.)
I’ve set this poll so that respondents have to choose between the baboon and the human: there’s no middle ground in a confrontation so epic, so titanic, as this one.
What do you think?