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Reason Online: Dramatic Olbermann vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Over at Reason, Nick Gillespie writes about Keith Olbermann,
in a post entitled, Dramatic Olbermann vs. Dramatic Chipmunk.

Gillespie writes of Olbermann:

No one is more self dramatizing on cable news than male
hysteric, unsolicited janitor of Cooperstown, and Countdown host Keith Olbermann, who includes more special effects during his Castro-length “Special Comment” segments than Mikhail Kalatozov did in I Am Cuba (one cinematically exemplary rant remains Commandante O’s multi-camera denouncement of Hillary Clinton during the 2008 campaign).

But, can Olbermann’s histrionics stand up against those of a (talented) chipmunk?

See for yourself:

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNpoJ8W53D8.

It’s all chipmunk, all the way. more >>

Carts Before Horses, and Presentations Before Buildings

Last Friday, Whitewater, Wisconsin’s City Manager, Kevin Brunner, included mention of an upcoming conference in his weekly report for February 12th. He announced that Whitewater and our local campus would jointly make a presentation to the “Fifth Annual Best Practices in Building University/City Relations
Conference.”

Here’s the full announcement:

City/University to Make Joint Presentation at Fifth Annual Best Practices in Building University/City Relations Conference

I received word this week that the City and UW-Whitewater have been selected to make a presentation at the 5th Annual Best Practices in Building University/City Relations Conference, to be held in Ames, IA, home of Iowa State University. The conference dates are Tuesday, June 1-Thursday, June 3, 2010. The presentation has been titled “Connecting from Scratch: City/University Collaboration on Development of Technology Park and Innovation Center”.

The Building University/City Relations Conference is sponsored by the International Town-Gown Association (ITGA). The ITGA is a membership-based, non-government organization, managed by a Board of Directors with a full-time professional and support staff consisting of a director and administrative assistant. Its purpose is to become the primary information resource point for common issues between institutions of higher learning and the communities in which they reside. The ITGA is the nation’s common link, bringing together practitioners from varying fields to address common issues and be a network of resources — including print and online publications, information databases, and programs, training materials, and consulting services — to help city and university leaders improve the quality of life in their communities.

The city manager got the title right. It certainly is connecting from scratch, and it’s still from scratch — the construction of the building has not yet begin, and will not be done until months after the conference. I suppose if someone wanted preliminary remarks on a project yet uncompleted, relying on public money, for a publicly-funded anchor tenant, this would be the presentation to
attend. Perhaps other communities will find useful tips for snatching federal grant money, and issuing municipal debt, while flacking it all in an unquestioning press.

A more sensible approach would surely be to wait until the building’s done being built, and the talk about what the whole effort was like.

Still, if there’s a nearby seminar on Using Federal Dollars for Resume-Padding, perhaps the two sessions could be combined for maximum synergy. Best-practice tips all-around, I’m sure.

There’s something silly and absurd about all this, for anyone not in a small circle of politicians, planners, bureaucrats.

There’s also something pathetic about needing to justify explain the importance of the International Town-Gown Association by writing that the “ITGA is a membership-based, non-government organization, managed by a Board of Directors with a full-time
professional and support staff consisting of a director and administrative assistant.”

The ITGA must be worthy, if it has two full-time employees. That’s actually admirable — it shows a high level of worker productivity. Ordinarily, businesses and associations with only two full-time employees are called mom and pop operations, and are found in small towns, in out-of-the-way places. The ITGA, on the other hand, is an international organization: the International Town-Gown Association. Two workers for an entire planet — impressive. So impressive, I’m surprised one doesn’t hear about the association every night on CNN and Fox. If they’d take even a single day off from working on the Ames, Iowa conference, I’m sure they could come up with a cure for swine flu, rickets, or some other terrible disorder.

Still, a worthy project should speak for itself, when it’s actually finished.

Wisconsin Assembly Speaker Sheridan’s Sham Apology: It’s Your Fault!

There’s an Associated Press story about Wisconsin Assembly Speaker Sherdian, available online. See, Wis. lawmaker says Relationship With Lobbyist Over. I’ve written about Sheridan before, but I’d like to consider only his apology today, for his conduct over the last several months. It’s a heel’s apology, and example of how a shifty person apologies for misconduct.

Here’s what Sheridan said:

Striking a contrite tone, Sheridan apologized for inconsistent earlier statements about the nature of his relationship with the lobbyist, Shanna Wycoff. He said he was uncomfortable talking about his personal life.

“I’m sorry if you thought I was trying to mislead you,” Sheridan, a Janesville Democrat, told reporters late Tuesday. “That wasn’t my intent, but I understand that was the perception.”

There one has it — Sheridan’s sorry for what you thought; he’s understanding about others’ misperceptions! By this way of thinking, it’s really not a problem he caused — it’s a problem of the thoughts and misperceptions of others. He’s sorry that you just weren’t perceptive enough to understand him.

As you could expect, it’s all about ‘intent.’ He didn’t intend something, so he should be blameless.

I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican, but I would like to ask a question. Democrats, for goodness’ sake, can you not find someone better than Sheridan? You’ve a proud Progressive tradition, and you can do no better than this guy? Of course you can, if only your party would honor its legacy by finding someone other than a shifty embarrassment.

Daily Bread for Whitewater, Wisconsin: 2-19-10

Good morning,

It’s a mostly sunny day in store for Whitewater, with a predicted high temperature of thirty-four degrees.

In our schools today, it’s Coffee with the Principal(s) of each school in the district, beginning at 8:30 a.m. That’s coffee with the real principals, I’d guess (the for-a-day program lasting, expectedly, only for a day). At Washington School, beginning in the afternoon, there will be a ?Soup-er Family Art Night.? This, from a district press release:

Whitewater School Hosts ?Soup-er Family Art Night ?

Whitewater, Wisconsin ? February 9, 2010. The Washington Elementary P.A.T.T. will be hosting a Soup-er Family Art Night on Friday, February 19. The event kicks off with a $5 ?all you can eat? soup dinner. The variety of delicious homemade soups is once again being generously provided by the Don Engling family. There will also be a bake sale and live music from students and local musicians throughout the evening. Dinner is served from 4:30-7:00 p.m. in the school?s cafeteria. From 6:00-7:30 p.m. the fun continues when Washington students and local artists showcase their talents….

There’s a story over at Wired entitled, Green Avenger: Botanical Guardian Assaults Alien Flora, about the work of the Nature Conservancy, an environmental conservation group committed to private solutions to preserve natural habitats. It describes how much can be done through a private solution:

The Kauai watershed is the world?s most extreme botanical garden, a 144,000-acre cloud forest along jagged cliffs that can spike 3,000 feet in elevation over just a quarter of a mile. So when Nature Conservancy of Hawaii project director Trae Menard observed that the area had been invaded by millions of water- sucking, plant-strangling Australian tree ferns, he knew he couldn?t exactly stroll around and yank them out. The terrain would make manual removal prohibitively expensive. The solution: aerial warfare with hoses and paintball guns. This spring, Menard….will take to the sky in a helicopter to pinpoint nonnative species and pick them off with targeted blasts of herbicide.

Whitewater Chief Coan’s Interview with the Mankato Free Press: Dodgy!

Whitewater Police Chief Jim Coan has treated Whitewater, WI (and Mankato, MN) to one of the greatest examples of dodgy answers in their respective histories.

Whitewater Police Chief Jim Coan is a candidate for the public safety director’s post in Mankato, Minnesota. I’ve written about his candidacy there before, in Whitewater chief has experience in diversity, budget crunches

I will reproduce the questions, excerpts of his answers, and a brief analysis in reply, below.

QUESTION ONE
From the Mankato Free Press: Q: What experience do you have with diversity in your department and in your community?”

Coan’s answer to the question:“I am currently Chief of Police in Whitewater, Wisconsin. We are a college town….We also have a very sizeable Latino population here. As such, we are a very diverse and dynamic community…. Over the years we have been very sensitive to minority victimization, cultural issues, and community concerns. We have developed outreach programs and conducted listening sessions, which I have directly participated in, as a means of enhancing trust and building strong ties with our Latino citizens. Our Hispanic officers deliver presentations and act as interpreters and liaisons. We have conducted cultural diversity training for all of our officers and have always included minority representation in our Citizen Academies and on our Police and Fire Commission.”

Analysis: There are lies, and then there are lies told so brazenly that one marvels at their audacity. Few in the city could have allowed and overseen so many acts contrary to diversity as Coan has allowed. Coan allowed Investigator Larry Meyer — a disgrace to Whitewater, Wisconsin, and America — to run wild in Whitewater.

As a consequence, there were federal allegations in a civil suit that Meyer harassed Mexican workers at the local landscape company, and thereafter Meyer was responsible for the raid on Star Packaging, in which Mexican workers were arrested, jailed, separated from their families, and then deported.

Whitewater had to settle the lawsuit regarding Investigator Meyer’s actions concerning the Fourth Amendment claims from the landscape company’s owner with a six-figure sum.

The later Star Packaging Raid attracted statewide attention, and brought inevitable embarrassment to Whitewater.

When asked in the press about the hardship from the Star Packaging Raid on Hispanic families, among others, here’s what Coan had to say:

“The consequences from all of this are not our responsibility. It is those who commit crime.” That’s right — Coan was cold and
indifferent to the damage his investigator caused, but now when he’s looking for a job elsewhere, he’s oh-so-sensitive.

Coan also described racist death threats in 2009 against black students at Whitewater High School, according to a television report, as a “more along the lines of a prank.” His comments attracted statewide attention, and embarrassed our city yet again.

Coan is caring the way a chameleon’s yellow because it sits on a banana — it’s all a matter of time, place, and circumstance.

(I note that Coan uses the term Latino in his press interview, and perhaps he does so because he thinks it’s more progressive, and will give him a left-of-center veneer. That’s a departure from his prior practice here, when he’s used the term “Hispanic.)

For more on Coan’s leadership, and its impact on minorities, see:

QUESTION TWO
From the Mankato Free Press: Q: An auditor’s report found a lack of cohesion between fire and police sides of the Mankato department. How would you help them to work more effectively?

Coan’s answer to the question:“I believe that police work and firefighting are very noble and courageous professions. I also believe that whether you are a firefighter, police officer, medic, or a dispatcher that we are all part of a larger public safety brother- and sisterhood. In effect, we are all elements of a front line which serves to maintain a sense of safety and security in our community….”

Analysis: Officers in the field surely and clearly deserve respect for their service and courage in the line of duty. They also deserve more than lines from a leader looking for a job yet again. Truly honoring their service demands a leader’s help, not airy words. Coan’s answer is just a collection of platitudes. Coan’s had no meaningful impact on Whitewater’s volunteer fire department. He has no oversight over that department, and neither does Whitewater’s Police and Fire Commission, to which Coan is — at least under the law – answerable.

(A local ordinance exempts the fire department from PFC oversight.)

As for the frontline, what can one say? Coan has no aptitude or skill with field officers, or ordinary citizens, for that matter. I sometimes think Coan wouldn’t recognize the field if he fell down in a pasture.

For more on PFC, how mediocre it is, see:

QUESTION THREE
From the Mankato Free Press: Q: What was the most challenging decision that you?ve faced in your career and how did you handle it?”

Coan’s answer to the question:“One of the significant challenges that law enforcement and fire service agency administrators everywhere face is working within growing budgetary constraints while still delivering quality service. This is especially true today given a still struggling economy.

We have always prided ourselves here in delivering quality, highly professional, and cost-effective policing and safety service to our community. This approach to policing and public safety has helped to make things more palatable for us here in economic hard times.

I’d like to think that it has been my leadership, management style, and philosophy of policing that has helped to see us through some very lean budgets and continued economic constraints. I have sought the input of my staff in constructing budgets, listened to the suggestions and concerns of our personnel, and developed a team approach to meeting adversity and challenge. My approach to managing these types of situations has been to be inclusive, interactive, to be a good listener, and to open minded in my decision making.”

Analysis: Wow, too funny.

Here’s a man who for years had a pricey uniform allowance, wasted his time publicizing vainglorious ride alongs to big cities that were suspiciously like tourist spots, and demanded more during budget negotiations only two years ago. If he’s now a careful spender, it’s either because he’s miraculously reformed, or because he’s being asked a question about being a careful spender.

A sharp reader wrote in, and reminded me, about Coan’s use of foot patrols, something that didn’t last long! Coan talked about foot patrols only when gas prices were high. As a matter of policing, he should have done that all along. Even his supposed budgetary concessions are more cheap publicity trick than philosophical commitment.

For more on Coan’s leadership, and its impact on our budgets and spending, see:

QUESTION FOUR
From the Mankato Free Press: Q: What do you see as challenges facing Mankato’s public safety department and what are its strengths?

Coan’s answer to the question:“I believe that the challenges facing Mankato’s Department of Public Safety are really very similar to the challenges we face here and across the country. Namely, the recruitment and retention of quality personnel at all levels of the organization, providing cost effective safety services in tough economic times, developing close partnerships with various stakeholders in the community, effectively dealing with juvenile crime and sensitive crimes (i.e. sexual assault and crimes against children and the elderly), and being well prepared to effectively deal with any contingency (be it a natural or man-made event).

The strength of the Mankato Department of Public Safety is clearly its human resources. Everything I have read and heard about the organization suggests that it is comprised of some very dedicated and highly professional men and women. As such, I believe that the future of the Department is very bright and that together we will be successful in meeting the aforementioned challenges.”

Analysis: Here Coan answers in a generic way, with a response that would be suitable for any city, with no unique perspective on Mankato. Coan might just as well have taken a word processor, typed up a bland statement of the obvious, inserted the word “Mankato,” and memorized that paragraph. He’ll be able to edit the file, with the name of another city, when someplace else is unfortunate enough to interview him.

When would what Coan calls “human resources” (what others call “employees,” or “people”) not be important? Nice of Coan to see that people matter.

If you’re wondering about how approachable and personable Coan is, you need wonder no more. He’s the kind of awkward leader who speaks with stilted phrases like “aforementioned challenges.”

Even among the dull and lazy, Coan would be remarkable. He has a poor grasp even of the law, and his charging recommendations are sometimes ignored by our district attorney’s office.

QUESTION FIVE
From the Mankato Free Press: Q: Describe your philosophical approach to leadership and policing.

Coan’s answer to the question:“My philosophical approach to leadership includes a belief that one of my key responsibilities as a Chief or Director of Public Safety is to identify and mentor talented people in the organization and to give them the sort of opportunities, training, and experiences that will develop their leadership skills now and into the future.

It is also important to build a strong command staff and to develop a team approach to problem solving. I am an interactive and inclusive leader who treats people with dignity and respect.

In terms of an approach to policing I believe that a police or public safety department can have a very positive and even profound impact on the quality of life in a community. It is my goal to maintain a feeling of safety and stability in our community and to be as responsive as possible to citizen concerns about public safety. I believe in many of the precepts of a community-oriented style of policing which places emphasis upon problem solving and building strong partnerships with our community.

At the same time, it is important for us all to recognize that any strategy or philosophy of policing which relies solely on the police to cope with problems or challenges is destined to fail. While clearly we can have a significant impact upon crime and criminality, we need to encourage the support and involvement of our citizens. We must all share in the responsibility of keeping our community safe….”

Analysis: President Obama wrote a best-selling book called, “The Audacity of Hope.” If Coan wrote a similar book, it would be entitled, “The Audacity of Hype.” Coan is a prince of third-tier public relations over actual accomplishment. Yet, in the end, this is a man who has the opposite of the Midas touch; everything Coan touches turns to dirt.

Whitewater has always deserved a better police chief than Coan, and those who care about accountability and community policing should have rejected him years ago.

For more on Coan’s philosophy, see:

As longtime readers of FREE WHITEWATER know, Coan led a months-long effort to uncover my identity, during which he wasted time, disregarded lawful constitutional rights of anonymous political speech, and — wait for it — confronted the wrong man, at that man’s home, with a senior officer in tow! more >>

Daily Bread for Whitewater, Wisconsin: 2-18-10

Good morning,

Whitewater, Wisconsin’s forecast calls for a sunny day, with a high of thirty-four degrees.

Over at Lincoln (Elementary) School, home of the Leopards, it’s Market Pickup Day.

On this day in 1920, according to the Wisconsin Historical Society:

1920 – Billiards and Bowling Allowed on Sunday

On this date the Janesville city council voted to allow billiard halls and bowling alleys to open for limited hours on Sunday. Business proprietors were fined $15 each for staying open longer than allowed. [Source: Janesville Gazette]

Student’s Facebook Page Against Teacher Is Protected Speech – Wired.com

Over at Wired.com, there’s a story about a federal ruling that a high school student’s Facebook page, completed on her own time, outside of school, of conventional content, is protected speech.

It’s a good decision.

The score is 2-1 in favor of the First Amendment when it comes to three federal rulings this month on the limits of students’ online, off-campus speech.

The latest ruling, which supports the student, concerned a former Florida high senior who was reprimanded for “cyberbullying” a teacher on Facebook. Katherine Evans, now 20, was suspended two years ago after creating a Facebook group devoted to her English teacher.

The group was called “Ms. Sarah Phelps is the worst teacher I’ve ever met!,” and featured a photograph of the teacher and an invitation for other students to “express your feelings of hatred.”

“It was an opinion of a student about a teacher, that was published off-campus, did not cause any disruption on-campus, and was not “lewd, vulgar, threatening, or advocating illegal or dangerous behavior,” Magistrate Barry Garber of Florida ruled Friday.

Note well: The story describes a federal case in Florida, and is neither binding nor predictive of how federal courts in other states, or even in Florida, might rule about other students’ pages. Federal law on this matter is not settled. Crummy teachers in other places might receive a more favorable hearing from a court.

The full story is available online.

By the way – Ms. Sarah Phelps is the worst teacher anyone has ever met.

La Crosse Tribune: Sierra Club Sues DNR

There’s another report of government complying too slowly with a public records request under Wisconsin law. This time, the lack of response has led the Sierra Club to file suit against the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources’ lack of reply since October.

The Sierra Club is lawfully requesting information about specific coal-fired power plants in Wisconsin. The group believes that the plants may be violating the Clean Air Act.

See, Sierra Club Sues DNR.

Traffic Lights and Limelights in a Small Town

Like many small towns, Whitewater, Wisconsin has one main thoroughfare through town, past our college campus, connecting the east and west sides of the city. At the campus, there’s a street named Whiton that runs into Main. At the intersection of the two streets, many college students, faculty, and workers cross from campus to homes. It’s a busy intersection, and has been the site an accident at which a pedestrian was hit by a car.

One solution would be to install a traffic stoplight, and that will, eventually, happen. I write eventually because a pedestrian was hit in August 2008, and there have been nearby accidents since, but we still have no conventional traffic light, to stop traffic. There’s a flashing sign, but no conventional red light that would signal to stop traffic so that one could walk across the street more safely.

Just a moment ago, I wrote that this problem became apparent no later than August 2008, and if that date caught one’s notice, it should have. It’s a year and a half ago.

Predictably, local political leaders want to blame our governor, in Madison, for delaying signing off on an approval for a traffic light. It’s a shameful exercise in blame-shifting. See, Whitewater still waiting on Gov. Doyle to sign off on Main Street traffic light.

Got that? Of course you did – Whitewater would have a light by now, if only Gov. Doyle had been more attentive!

Traffic lights, and advocacy for them, is one of the most basic aspects of local authority — Gov. Doyle isn’t responsible for looking around town to identify traffic risks — our city manager, police chief, and common council are expected to address basic matters of public safety — and thereafter, promptly get the notice and approval of officials elsewhere.

In less time, by the way, than a year and a half. Far less, time.

After a year and a half, there’s now a public meeting scheduled about the lack of a traffic stoplight at the intersection. That meeting will take place on February 23rd, at 4:30 p.m.

In Whitewater, there’s a political preference for limelights over traffic lights. When Whitewater’s city manager, Kevin Brunner, wanted to invite state and local officials to the groundbreaking of our multi-million dollar, publicly-funded tech park, he got attendees, and had the event filmed. He had the video of that dedication prominently displayed on a page with other videos.

When Brunner wanted to showcase an event that he must have felt newsworthy, he got officials’ attention just fine, including film of some of them praising him!

But if a traffic light is a concern, it’s just back burner, last-minute, bottom-drawer by comparison with the thrill of something new and seemingly prestigious. Perhaps, to an ambitious, places-to-go, people-to-see, don’t-call-me-I’ll-call you bureaucrat, a traffic light seems like small potatoes. There’s no career-building potential, I’d guess.

And yet, I’d say that more good would come out of a traffic light than a thousand photo opportunities, self-serving statements to a lapdog press, or vainglorious but false declarations about vision, uniqueness, etc.

Small-town America is supposed to be simple, straightforward, and humble. In many towns, I am sure that it is; someday, in our town, it will be again. Until then, simple and basic obligations will be set aside and rationalized, in favor of the limelights illuminating big projects, schemes, and grand plans.