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Monsieur Jean-Phillipe Crapaud, Cobbler to the Mighty

August 7, 1740. Monsieur Jean-Phillipe Crapaud, French cobbler from our very own Ville de Vantardise, will be traveling to Versailles later this year, to measure personally the feet of Prince Louis, fourth child of His Most Serene Majesty King Louis XV.

From those careful measurements, M. Crapaud will design and manufacture one pair of bedroom slippers for Prince Louis.

The prince expects first to wear the slippers, of a design now residing only in the imagination of Jean-Phillipe, sometime next year. The exact date is yet unscheduled, although earlier versions have been worn by his father, King Louis, as our monarch staggered to a chamber pot, or while tupping a chamber maid.

Accompanying M. Crapaud will be his discerning wife, Mme. Crapaud, his daughters, Mlle. Social Crapaud & Mlle. Grimpeur Crapaud, and whatever young men are in their favor at the trip’s beginning.

Jean-Phillipe is one of France’s – and Europe’s – leading cobblers. During the past 31 years, M. Crapaud has designed slippers, shoes, boots, and frilly little socks for the world’s most esteemed nobility. From the British royal family, to the King of Sweden, to the third bastard son of the Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI, our renowned cobbler has outfitted them all. Many times, on a cold winter’s night, an aristocrat somewhere in on the Continent will be known to shout, “Oh, Crapaud! My little piggies are cold! Lackey, get me Crapaud, tout de suite!”

Beyond his manufacturing schedule for shoes — including an open-toed style that’s all the rage at our court, and in brothels throughout London — M. Crapaud prepares special, custom shoes for the most dignified and sublime of the civilized world. Among upcoming efforts, Jean-Phillipe has on commission works for over 43 new men, including three drunk British admirals, two fat Prussian generals, and a Scottish merchant who made a killing in tea.

Many from our small village have asked — and how could they not? — why someone of Jean-Phillipe Crapaud’s globe-trotting, carriage-setting travels and social connections would remain among the common folk of Ville de Vantardise. Our humble Jean-Phillipe explains it best:

“Really, being a FAMOUS and ESTEEMED cobbler to the FINEST and MOST EXTRAORDINARY people on Earth is not something that interests me. I don’t feel it’s worth mentioning my WORLD TRAVEL, to the most AUGUST palaces, in the presence of CELEBRITIES of the FIRST ORDER. It’s not about me, at all. I am of no consequence.

It’s not even about being SOUGHT-AFTER by those with FAME, RICHES, and POWER.

I do not consider myself better than the LOW and ORDINARY people of our village, merely because the WEALTHY from AROUND the WORLD seek MY services. I remain a simple cobbler, despite the ACCOLADES and HONORS and NOTORIETY that SO MANY people of the HIGHEST RANK shower on me.”

Wisconsin State Journal: Lawmaker Opposed to Ethics Disclosure Bill

The Wisconsin State Journal reports that State Rep. Samantha Kerkman opposes a bill that would require lawmakers to post their financial disclosure forms on the Internet. Why?

Because, via an Associated Press story, she contends that ‘posting the information online would give too much information to critics who could find ways to harass lawmakers and steal their identities.’

Her remarks are an attempt to demonize lawful critics while simultaneously avoiding readily accessible disclosure to all constituents.

All too transparent, actually.

See, Lawmaker Opposed to Ethics Disclosure Bill

Nate Beeler on Dissent (from Nationalized Health Care Schemes)

Nate Beeler, editorial cartoonist of the Washington Examainer, on dissent from the Democrats’ nationalized health care plans. Here, Jefferson’s views on dissent meet with modern-day partisan onjections.

(The cartoon appears as a thumbnail, based on the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists’ terms of use. Clicking on the cartoon produces a full-sized version. )

Nate Beeler
Washington Examiner
Aug 9, 2009

Note: I found this cartoon via Instapundit.com, and discovered lots of other interersting, embeddable cartoonists through a subsequent web search. I once toyed with the idea of a local cartoon of my own, but the barriers are obvious, complete lack of ability to sketch first among them.) more >>

Music Monday: Oingo Boingo — Capitalism

Here’s a weekly feature, offering a post of a libertarian-themed song, each Monday.

Here is Oingo Boingo, with Capitalism. I posted it once before, and it’s my favorite Oingo song.

The video is from AraMiraBlack. (Lyrics appear below.)





There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don’t try to make me feel guilty
I’m so tired of hearing you cry

There’s nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I’ll say it’s just fine
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I’m so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringin’ down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!

If it ain’t one thing
Then it’s the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone’s brother
I’ve got to tell you you’re a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you

You’re just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we’ve got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain . . .

(Repeat first verse)

(Repeat chorus)

There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
There’s nothing wrong with Capitalism
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Daily Bread: August 10, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

The week begins with one public, municipal meeting, at 6:30 p.m., of the Irvin Young Memorial Library Board. The meeting’s agenda is available online.

On this day in American history, in 1846, the Smithsonian Institution was created

After a decade of debate about how best to spend a bequest left to America from an obscure English scientist, President James K. Polk signs the Smithsonian Institution Act into law.

In 1829, James Smithson died in Italy, leaving behind a will with a peculiar footnote. In the event that his only nephew died without any heirs, Smithson decreed that the whole of his estate would go to “the United States of America, to found at Washington, under the name of the Smithsonian Institution, an Establishment for the increase and diffusion of knowledge.” Smithson’s curious bequest to a country that he had never visited aroused significant attention on both sides of the Atlantic.

Smithson had been a fellow of the venerable Royal Society of London from the age of 22, publishing numerous scientific papers on mineral composition, geology, and chemistry. In 1802, he overturned popular scientific opinion by proving that zinc carbonates were true carbonate minerals, and one type of zinc carbonate was later named smithsonite in his honor….

After considering a series of recommendations, including the creation of a national university, a public library, or an astronomical observatory, Congress agreed that the bequest would support the creation of a museum, a library, and a program of research, publication, and collection in the sciences, arts, and history. On August 10, 1846, the act establishing the Smithsonian Institution was signed into law by President James K. Polk.

Today, the Smithsonian is composed of 19 museums and galleries including the recently announced National Museum of African American History and Culture, nine research facilities throughout the United States and the world, and the national zoo. Besides the original Smithsonian Institution Building, popularly known as the “Castle,” visitors to Washington, D.C., tour the National Museum of Natural History, which houses the natural science collections, the National Zoological Park, and the National Portrait Gallery. The National Museum of American History houses the original Star-Spangled Banner and other artifacts of U.S. history.

The National Air and Space Museum has the distinction of being the most visited museum in the world, exhibiting such marvels of aviation and space history as the Wright brothers’ plane and Freedom 7, the space capsule that took the first American into space. John Smithson, the Smithsonian Institution’s great benefactor, is interred in a tomb in the Smithsonian Building.

Here’s today’s almanac:

Almanac
Monday, August 10, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:55 AM 08:04 PM
Civil Twilight 05:24 AM 08:35 PM
Tomorrow 05:55AM 08:03 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes shorter
Amount of sunlight: 14h 9m
Amount of daylight: 15h 11m
Moon phase: Waning gibbous

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Pres. Obama: “…I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking.”

In Whitewater, a town of about 14,000, there are a few hundred — career bureaucrats, politicians, would-be town squires — who walk around as though they own the place. 

The idea that anyone might criticize their views, might question their policies, seems to them an offense against the natural order itself.  Unaccustomed to lawful political criticism, and being a self-important and thin-skinned lot, they react to lawful commentary as though someone had just spat on the floor of the Sistine Chapel. 

One is encouraged to talk here, about positive developments only, in a stifling, hyper-positive way that sounds like the stilted language of a party propagandist:      

Meanwhile, in Washington, the new federal administration is looking more anti-speech by the day.  Yesterday, I posted on the Obama Administration’s request to citizens to report other citizens’ criticisms of administration proposals (“Reason.tv: Obama to Citizens on Health Care — Send All Fishy Emails”).   

The president himself seems ill-disposed to speech from those he contends ‘created this [so-called] mess’ in health care.  The American tradition has genreally embraced the view that the answer to speech is more speech. 

That’s not the president’s view, it seems. “But I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don’t mind cleaning up after them, but don’t do a lot of talking.”  

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Eagle Historical Society Open House on Sunday August 16th

I received the following press release that I am happy to post —

Eagle Historical Society Open House
Old Time Music on the Mountain Dulcimer

American music is as varied as the imagination. The mountains of Southern Appalachia in the first half of the 19th century were filled with the sounds of a unique instrument called the “dulcimer” which first appeared with the Scots-Irish in the southern Appalachian mountains. The “mountain dulcimer” as it is called became popular because its volume was well-suited to small gatherings.

The down-home sounds of this stringed instrument immediately bring images of a pioneering people who struggled to survive the harsh mountain life. These were men and women with a sprit tough enough to forge a nation.

On Sunday August 16, 2009 from 2:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m., guests will be given a Sneak Peek of all the changes inside the museum from new tract lighting to the original floors. The theme of the exhibits is “Collectors and Collection”. New exhibits will feature paintings by Ann Meyer on loan from the Nature Conservancy, a quilt made by the 1978-1979 fourth grade class from Eagle Elementary School, and different collections on loan from our members.

A musical program will be provided by member Mal Olson and friends Ruth Sternemann and Rich Schwartz. Mal plays the mountain dulcimer, Ruth plays the guitar and hammer dulcimer and Rich plays the mandolin, banjo and Irish whistle. Rich and Ruth are also known as Bramble and Rose. The music will be a combination of Good Time, Old Time, Folk, Gospel and Celtic Tunes.

This event is free and open to the public. Bring a cozy lawn chair. For more information contact Elaine Ledrowski at 262-594-8961.

Feline Friday: Cat Blogging at FREE WHITEWATER

UPDATE, 9:28 PM: An astute and knowledgeable reader wrote earlier this evening with information about Maine Coon cats. I am happy to post it as an update:

“I liked the video about the Coons, but one problem — it isn’t one of the largest cat breeds, it is the largest breed. Otherwise the information was accurate.”

Here’s a second installment of cat blogging. Over the years, some of the web’s biggest bloggers have blogged about cats (NYT free registration required). (I first learned about these cat-celebrating posts from Instapundit.com.) Called catblogging, they features photos of cats, in tribute to felines.

The greatest Americans have liked cats: Lincoln, Twain, and Hellboy (a federal agent helping the U.S. government fight evil) — cat fanciers all.

The Cat Fanciers’ Association of America recognizes about forty breeds of domestic cats, but all cats, single or mixed-breed, are admirable.

Cats have an independent spirit that’s a fine reminder of the individualism which Americans — at their best — so abundantly possess.

Today, I’ve posted a video of about MAINE COON CATS, a recognized CFA breed. Enjoy!

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Eagle Historical Society Open House

I received the following press release that I am happy to post —

Eagle Historical Society Open House
Old Time Music on the Mountain Dulcimer

American music is as varied as the imagination. The mountains of Southern Appalachia in the first half of the 19th century were filled with the sounds of a unique instrument called the “dulcimer” which first appeared with the Scots-Irish in the southern Appalachian mountains. The “mountain dulcimer” as it is called became popular because its volume was well-suited to small gatherings.

The down-home sounds of this stringed instrument immediately bring images of a pioneering people who struggled to survive the harsh mountain life. These were men and women with a sprit tough enough to forge a nation.

On Sunday August 16, 2009 from 2:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m., guests will be given a Sneak Peek of all the changes inside the museum from new tract lighting to the original floors. The theme of the exhibits is “Collectors and Collection”. New exhibits will feature paintings by Ann Meyer on loan from the Nature Conservancy, a quilt made by the 1978-1979 fourth grade class from Eagle Elementary School, and different collections on loan from our members.

A musical program will be provided by member Mal Olson and friends Ruth Sternemann and Rich Schwartz. Mal plays the mountain dulcimer, Ruth plays the guitar and hammer dulcimer and Rich plays the mandolin, banjo and Irish whistle. Rich and Ruth are also known as Bramble and Rose. The music will be a combination of Good Time, Old Time, Folk, Gospel and Celtic Tunes.

This event is free and open to the public. Bring a cozy lawn chair. For more information contact Elaine Ledrowski at 262-594-8961.

Daily Bread: August 7, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

The week ends on a high note: there are no public municipal meetings scheduled for the city today.

Today is a dark, dark day in Wisconsin history, as the Wisconsin Historical Society observes that

1849 – Frank J. Weber Born

On this date Frank J. Weber was born near Milwaukee. A pioneer member of the Socialist party, Weber organized the Federated Trades Council in 1887 and served as its secretary until he retired in 1934. He also founded the Wisconsin State Federation of Labor in June 1893. Weber organized lumber handlers into the American Federation of Labor Longshoreman’s unions. He organized seamen’s unions for the Knights of Labor and the brewery workers in Milwaukee in 1891. Weber served eight years in the legislature and was a leading figure in the fight for the Workingmen’s Compensation Act, old age pensions, and other progressive legislation.

More socialism means less prosperity.

Here’s today’s almanac:

Almanac
Friday, August 7, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:52 AM 08:08 PM
Civil Twilight 05:20 AM 08:39 PM
Tomorrow 05:53AM 08:07 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes shorter
Amount of sunlight: 14h 16m
Amount of daylight: 15h 19m
Moon phase: Waning gibbous

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Reason.tv: Obama to Citizens on Health Care — Send All Fishy Emails

Here’s the third of three Reason.tv videos for this Thursday.  This one’s on health care.  

Reason notes that the “Obama Administration goes on the offensive against Matt Drudge and other critics for spreading ‘disinformation’ and ‘lies’ ” about health care.  

What’s telling is that Linda Douglass, communications director of the Administration’s health care effort, really doesn’t understand the over-reach of her request that citizens report to government on news accounts and criticism that seems ‘fishy.’

It’s in the private marketplace of ideas that these matters should be debated, and criticized, and challenged. 

Her request: report to the administration on private critics of the administration’s efforts, is beyond government’s role in a free society.  If an administration wants to publish memoranda in support of its efforts, so be it; asking citizens for names of critics, however, is intrusive and chilling of free expression.         

Candidly, it’s the kind of over-reach one would expect in a small town, not from the federal government.  A small town like, say, a banner inland city of the Midwest….  

We can be grateful, surely, that no collection of assorted local officials and private ‘confidential informants’ (in Whitewater both terms synonymous with ‘pompous, small-town nothing’) would ever try to gather information on lawful, private-citizen critics. 

Here’s the accompanying description of the video from Reason.tv: 

In an effort to push back against criticism of its health care reform plans, the Obama administration is sending one of the many former journalists in its employ onto the digital airwaves of YouTube to attack Matt Drudge and other critics for spreading “disinformation” and “lies.”

Since “we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House,” health reform Communications Director Linda Douglass says, “we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

Reason.tv’s Dan Hayes is nothing if not patriotic, and with a good nose for fish, so he took his camera in the dead of night and went hunting for perpetrators.

The results, as shown in this two-and-a-half-minute video, should scare every American who cares about truth and health care.

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Reason.tv: How Having the Government Run the Economy Is a “Recipe for Disaster” 

The Foundation for Economic Education — FEE to its many admirers — has fought for liberty since just after the Second World War.

“Fee’s Lawrence W. Reed: How Having the Government Run the Economy Is a Recipe for Disaster” is the second of three videos from Reason.tv that I will post today. 

Here’s the accompanying description from Reason.tv: 

The Foundation for Economic Education, or FEE, is one of the oldest libertarian organizations in the country. Founded in 1946 by Leonard Read, FEE holds seminars, publishes The Freeman, and has inspired generations of classical liberals and free-market thinkers.

Lawrence W. Reed has headed up FEE since September 2008, after two decades running the Mackinac Center for Public Policy.

In this Reason.tv interview, conducted by Reason Editor in Chief Matt Welch at the Freedom Fest conference in Las Vegas, Reed talks about how he first came to his politics in 1968 because of Czechoslovakia’s “Prague Spring,” and how the mission of teaching free-market economics remains as urgent as ever in 2009.

Approximately 5 and a half minutes. Shot and edited by Dan Hayes.

Reason.tv: “F.I.R.E.’S Greg Lukianoff on Threats to Campus Speech.”

Thursday’s a libertarian version of NBC’s Must See TV at FREE WHITEWATER, with three videos from Reason.tv, the video website of Reason magazine and the Reason Foundation.  

First  up, “F.I.R.E.’S Greg Lukianoff On Threats to Campus Speech.” The four-minute video records an interview in which constitutional lawyer Greg Lukianoff of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education describes unconstitutional speech codes on campuses across America.   

Many public campuses across America, in direct violation of the U.S. Constitution, impose unlawful restrictions on free speech, a prissy neo-Victorianism that persists.      

Here’s the accompanying description from Reason.tv:

The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (F.I.R.E.) was launched a decade ago to defend free speech against a wave of campus speech codes, bizarre orientation requirements, and punishments against students and teachers alike from exercising their First Amendment rights. 

Though political correctness has moved off the front page since then, the structural intolerance remains very much in place, says F.I.R.E. President Greg Lukianoff. Lukianoff, a graduate from American University and Stanford Law School, has been with F.I.R.E. since 2001, helping the organization win several legal and public relations battles against censorial universities.

Even so, he says, a full 77 percent of public colleges and universities maintain “laughably unconstitutional codes.” 

In this Reason.tv interview, conducted by Reason Editor in Chief Matt Welch at the Freedom Fest conference in Las Vegas, Lukianoff talks about F.I.R.E.’s successes and sketches out the speech battles yet to be won.Approximately 4 minutes. Shot and edited by Dan Hayes.