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Register Watch™ for the April 16th Issue of the Paper
by JOHN ADAMS •
Another Local-o-Meter’s up (see previous post), and now it’s on to the content of the Whitewater Register, our weekly newspaper of record.
Lede Story. The above-the-fold story is the paper’s the announcement (made last Thursday) that Dr. Suzanne Zentner will be the new WUSD District Administrator. There’s no interview with Zentner, and even the quote from WUSD Board President Chuck Nass seems to be from a press release. Being a weekly means that some stories will be stale by the time they appear in print.
One way to keep a weekly fresh is with original interviewing, asking questions that offer new information from politicains, bureaucrats, and school officials. The Register doesn’t do that here, but I don’t know why. There was surely time to do so…
(There’s also a local story, in color and offering local color, about a husband-and-wife performance comedy team. It’s a good thing to have stories like this, as part of a mix of topics.)
Council Appointments. Below-the-fold, there’s a story on Council’s upcoming (April 21st meeting), with emphasis on appointment of Council representatives to boards and commissions. The meeting has, as of today, a packed agenda, with a proposed nuisance ordinance, among other issues, to be considered.
There are good stories inside — on Relay for Life, a local church’s new officers, a local production of Macbeth, and on a soldier who completed a commemoration of the Bataan Death March, in honor of those who served then and there.
Aside from a depressing parade of out-of-town merchants (how many of you run out to Waterford, regularly?), the Register has a bigger problem.
What the Register lacks, and what Whitewater does, too, is any sense of play, contradiction, or irony. There’s a feeling and manner of expression here that approaches a party publication, where everything is sanitized, presented ever-so-carefully.
One needs to be earnest, and positive, oh-so-positive, ‘constructive,’ ‘appropriate,’ etc., in discussing life here. It’s supposed to be the ‘professional’ way to be.
No, it’s not. It’s a false seriousness. If anything, there’s a fussiness, a prissiness, about describing life this way, so dull and antisceptic and forgettable. A modern day Victorianism, so earnest and empty, both.
One has to look closely for clues to what a dull, commonplace description might obscure, just beneath the surface. When a reporter, or a press release, mentions a certain provision of law, or contract, does it hint to somthing more? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. In this environment, an oblique reference is the most some people think to manage.
It’s absurd to live this way, in the freest, greatest society in human history. All these freedoms to speak and write, and one’s worried about speech, mere speech?
Register Watch™
Register Watch™ for the April 16th Issue: Surprising Local-o-meter Results!
by JOHN ADAMS •
This is the second survey of the Local-o-meter Credibility Index.
The Credibility Index measures the number nostalgic columns and local advertisements, as a percentage of all ads in the paper.
(Nostalgic columns, such as “Remember when…” are counted as ads to give the paper the benefit of the greatest number of local ads.) The first survey derived from the April 9th issue of the Register.
The combination of local ads (for honest-to-goodness Whitewater merchants) and nostalgic columns are considered against the presence of out-of-town ads, those asking for consumers to shop outside Whitewater. The higher the percentage of local ads of all ads in the Whitewater Register, the greater the credibility of the paper as a local paper. The greater, too, the credibility of local-talking politicians who have weekly columns in the paper.
This survey included the first section of the paper, a free-standing furniture store insert, a free-standing Culver’s insert, a free-standing Homes & Design insert, and an insert called “Out Town,” specifically about Whitewater, Wisconsin.
The Whitewater-specific insert should, in theory, boost the percentage of local ads considerably.
Did it?
Prepare to be shocked, Shocked, SHOCKED…
| Local-o-meter Credibility Index | |
|---|---|
| FIRST SECTION — Nostalgic Local Columns + Whitewater Ads | 17 |
| FIRST SECTION — Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 38 |
| FURNITURE STORE INSERT — Whitewater Ads | 0 |
| FURNITURE STORE INSERT — Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 1 |
| CULVER’S INSERT — Whitewater Ads | 1 |
| CULVER’S INSERT — Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 0 |
| HOMES & DESIGN INSERT — Whitewater Ads | 12 |
| HOMES & DESIGN INSERT — Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 39 |
| OUR TOWN INSERT — Whitewater Ads | 30 |
| OUR TOWN INSERT — Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 5 |
| Credibility of Local Boosterism | 41.9% |
Amazing — even with the “Our Town” insert, still only 41.9% local ads. I was generous, too, counting ads with Whitewater and Out-of-Town merchants combined as Whitewater-only ads.
Last week had only a 30.7% level of local credibility — it’s better this week, with the Our Town insert, but still a minority of all ads are local!
We’ll have to see how April 23rd’s measurement reveals…
NOTES & DISCLAIMERS:
1. Keep in mind — I think you should shop anywhere you want. The point I want to make is that when politicians talk ‘local,’ they should write for publications that have lots and lots of local advertisers.
2. Ads counted do not consider that many out-of-town ads are larger than local ads.
3. All counting was done while drinking Spotted Cow.

Daily Bread
Daily Bread: April 17, 2009
by JOHN ADAMS •
Good morning, Whitewater
There’s a State Budget Listening Session at the Municipal Building today from 1-3 p.m.
How ’bout something worth listening to?
Reason has just what any politician needs…It’s a video about federal spending (where deficits are possible), but it explains levels of new (national) spending well…
See, also, the Stop Spending Our Future website.
| Almanac | ||
|---|---|---|
| Friday, April 17, 2009 | Sunrise | Sunset |
| Official Time | 06:10 AM | 07:39 PM |
| Civil Twilight | 05:40 AM | 08:08 PM |
| Tomorrow | 06:08 AM | 07:40 PM |
| Tomorrow will be: | 3 minutes longer | |
| Amount of sunlight: | 13h 29m | |
| Amount of daylight: | 14h 28m | |
| Moon phase: | Third Quarter | |
Press Release
Whitewater Aquatic Center Board Opening
by JOHN ADAMS •
I received the following press release that I am happy to post —
Do you have ideas on how to improve the Whitewater Aquatic and Fitness Center?
Do you want to influence WAC policy?
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Let your voice be heard!
The WAC Board is currently accepting applications for board membership.
The available term is for three years, from May 2009 to May 2012. Meetings are usually held once per month, on Thursday mornings, and time commitment is minimal.
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Apply today!
Applications available at the WAC front desk, by calling 262-473-4900, or by e-mailing info@whitewateraquatic.com.
Daily Bread
Daily Bread: April 16, 2009
by JOHN ADAMS •
Good morning, Whitewater
There are no public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today. One should not be surprised; yesterday’s Tree Commission meeting was scheduled from 4 to 6 p.m. After two solid hours considering, pondering, assessing that state of trees in Whitewater, any municipality would have to take a break.
It’s a proud anniversary in Wisconsin history, according to the Wisconsin Historical Society: on this date in 1944, the U.S.S. Wisconsin was commissioned:
On this date the USS Wisconsin battleship was put into active duty for service during World War II. The ship, decommissioned in 1948, was re-commissioned in 1951 for service in the Korean War. [Source: The National Maritime Center]
(Note: The ship also served again during the Gulf War.)
More on the Wisconsin is available online. There were two ships with this name — one from the 19th century, and one from the 20th.
| Almanac | ||
|---|---|---|
| Thursday, April 16, 2009 | Sunrise | Sunset |
| Official Time | 06:12 AM | 07:38 PM |
| Civil Twilight | 05:42 AM | 08:07 PM |
| Tomorrow | 06:10 AM | 07:39 PM |
| Tomorrow will be: | 3 minutes longer | |
| Amount of sunlight: | 13h 26m | |
| Amount of daylight: | 14h 25m | |
| Moon phase: | Waning Gibbous | |
City, Register Watch™
Register Watch™ for April 9th: The Local-o-meter
by JOHN ADAMS •
What to make of a local politician who talks local, but writes for a publication that depends on the out-of-town merchant to survive?
You might think that’s, well, a contradiction, paradox, puzzle, conundrum, or just really messed-up scene, but why be so imprecise about it?
Here at the FREE WHITEWATER Division of Advanced Scientific Inquiry®, top-notch, privately-funded scientists have devised the Local-o-meter Credibility Index.
The Credibility Index measures the number nostalgic columns and local advertisements, as a percentage of all ads in the paper. (Nostalgic columns, such as “Remember when…” are counted as ads to give the paper the benefit of the greatest number of local ads.)
The combination of local ads (for honest-to-goodness Whitewater merchants) and nostalgic columns are considered against the presence of out-of-town ads, those asking for consumers to shop outside Whitewater.
To shop, actually, even in revolting places, like Elkhorn.
The higher the percentage of local ads of all ads in the Whitewater Register, the greater the credibility of the paper as a local paper. The greater, too, the credibility of local-talking politicians who have weekly columns in the paper.
A low percentage, however, would suggest that local talk stops where out-of-town merchants’ interests begin.
Keep in mind — I think you should shop anywhere you want. The point I want to make is that when politicians talk ‘local,’ they should write for publications that have lots and lots of local advertisers.
Here’s the April 9th edition of the Index.
(Note — ads counted do not consider that many out-of-town ads are larger than local ads, and all counting was done while drinking Spotted Cow. Also, only the first section of the paper was surveyed, since normal people probably ignore the rest of the paper anyway.)
| Local-o-meter Credibility Index | |
|---|---|
| Nostalgic Local Columns + Whitewater Ads | 16 |
| Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads | 36 |
| Credibility of Local Boosterism | 30.7% |
That’s only a 30.7% level of credibility. That’s pretty darn low. By reference, Division of Advanced Scientific Inquiry® researchers note that even a kid who tells his teacher that his dog ate his homework has a 33% level of credibility, and a 40% level if the dog’s not eaten in the preceding twelve hours.
We’ll have to see how April 16th’s measurement compares… more >>
Libertarians
Ultra-Sophisticated Terrorist Quiz
by JOHN ADAMS •
From Reason Magazine‘s website, an online TERRORIST QUIZ.
See how I did: Adams’s Results.
(I’ve no idea if Whitewater’s Chief Coan had a hand in designing the quiz, or if he intends to incorporate it as an investigative tool. Can’t be any worse than his prior efforts.)
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Bad News for Whitewater’s Town Elite
by JOHN ADAMS •
Daily Bread
Daily Bread: April 15, 2009
by JOHN ADAMS •
Good morning, Whitewater
You know it’s tax day, but you may not have known that the CDA Housing Committee in Whitewater meets today at 7:30 a.m., and the Tree Commission at 4 p.m.
Note the the CDA Housing Committee: Why are you meeting now, a week after our election? I’d heard that the issue of housing was just used to drum up competition against incumbent Council representative Marilyn Kienbaum. I heard this for the first — and only — time when she said so herself, in remarks made to the Whitewater Register.
Unless you’re planning to foil her next run, in 2011, I think you can safely stand down, now.
| Almanac | ||
|---|---|---|
| Wednesday, April 15, 2009 | Sunrise | Sunset |
| Official Time | 06:13 AM | 07:37 PM |
| Civil Twilight | 05:44 AM | 08:06 PM |
| Tomorrow | 06:12 AM | 07:38 PM |
| Tomorrow will be: | 2 minutes longer | |
| Amount of sunlight: | 13h 24m | |
| Amount of daylight: | 14h 22m | |
| Moon phase: | Waning Gibbous | |
Register Watch™
Register Watch™ for the April 9th Issue of the Paper.
by JOHN ADAMS •
Here’s my update on Whitewater, Wisconsin’s local newspaper, the Register, a declining weekly. Not so much in decline, though, that Editor Matt Schwenke can’t find a telling quotation, now and then, from a local politician. This issue of the paper offers what might be, if only someone cared to try more often.
Lede Story. The lede story, “State of the county lays out good news despite tough times,” from Maureen Mayrand, reports on County Executive David Bretl’s remarks on Walworth County fiscal policy. There’s so much in the story that’s unexplored, unquestioned, left unconsidered. Bretl delivered his state of the county remarks at an event that the Republican Party of Walworth County hosted. Odd, no? Walworth County’s a Republican county, but wouldn’t someone think that a non-partisan host would make more sense for remarks billed as detailing the ‘state of the county.’ Neither federal nor state addresses of this kind are delivered with a political party as host; why would Walworth County be different?
I don’t know. Mayrand interviews no one, to ask: What do you think about this? Was there no one who had an opinion on a practice different from equivalent state or federal addresses? Not a single Democrat, independent, libertarian, etc.? Mayrand mentions the hosting organization, but leaves the story there. That’s too bad, because it might have been an interesting topic all its own.
Typical of the Register and its sister papers in the Southern Lakes chain, Bretl’s principal remarks are set out, without any additional reporting. Is his perspective the only one for Walworth County? I don’t know, and from reading the Register, I wouldn’t know. I can guess that there’s an opposing view out there somewhere — it’s just not in the Register.
The story mentions that Bretl’s address was delivered on April 2, “according to a press release.” Was Mayrand in attendance, or did she report the story only through submitted information? (The photo accompanying the story is, as stated, a ‘photo submitted’ to the paper.) She may have been there, and also reviewed a press release, or may have written the story only through secondary sources, including a press release.
I can’t tell. Either might be true. Only one, though, deserves to be a headliner in the paper — one would at least hope for someone to attend, ask a few questions, etc. (It’s damning, though, that one can read the story and not tell if the reporter was in attendance; isn’t that the least one should expect from this headline story?)
Common Council Elections. Here’s the front page story where one finds Editor Matt Schwenke’s telling quotation. Much as I’ve criticized the Register, the paper almost deserves another year for its reported remarks from City Council at-large representative Marilyn Kienbaum.
Here’s what Kienbaum had to say, after her re-election to Common Council:
This race has been absolutely insane,” said Kienbaum. I think that the housing issue was brought up to drum up competition against me.”
“If you’re going to represent the entire community, you’d better know what the people think,” Kienbaum said. “I do care about the city, and people are used to me.”
“I know what’s going on.”
Oh my. So much, in so few words. Is there anyone, other than perhaps Marilyn Kienbaum, who thinks that the housing issue was brought up to create competition against her? No one who’s serious believes this. No one. I have been as critical of Dr. Nosek’s crusade on this issue as anyone, but I don’t think that those many people who have attended neighborhood meetings on the issue have done so to create competition against Kienbaum.
As readers can guess, I believe in strong, not weak, private property rights. I’ve written before that those property owners who’ve had their property damaged, or have been the subject of abuse merely for caring for their homes, deserve sympathy.
(I am convinced, though, that government in Whitewater offers nothing useful for those who have been injured; Dr. Nosek’s campaign for tighter regulations will prove unavailing.)
Does anyone — any sensible person — truly believe that those homeowners who are aggrieved, or even those students who have been maligned, have found themselves in that position so someone could create an issue against Marilyn Kienbaum? When City Manager Kevin Brunner called housing the biggest issue facing our city, does anyone think he did so to foil Kienbaum’s candidacy?
That’s absurd. She’s been inconsequential in this matter, offering only vague, shopworn remarks about everyone getting along. (Rodney King doesn’t live in Whitewater, and even if he did, I wouldn’t ask him about his views on local housing issues.) This topic’s not about her; she’s been inconsequential to it.
I could try to think of a self-centered, arrogant remark to attribute to someone, but I candidly admit that I could do no better than Kienbaum’s own reflections on her candidacy, importance to the city, etc..
Kienbaum won a closer race than most expected, and she should have the humility to see as much.
One last remark, to Kienbaum’s friends, the people who talk to her, etc.: You did this officeholder no favors when you encouraged her to run again. She’s been re-elected, but the office was supposed to be more than a retirement gift. Two years is a long time, with considerable issues before the city. Whitewater deserved a more focused, detail-ready representative. These public gatherings will demand much of those in attendance. These next two years may prove especially long, arduous, and demanding of detail and industry.
Daily Bread
Daily Bread: April 14, 2009
by JOHN ADAMS •
Good morning, Whitewater
There are no public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today.
In Wisconsin history on this date, from 1953, the Wisconsin Historical Society reports that the Milwaukee Braves made their debut:
On this date the Milwaukee Braves made their official debut in Milwaukee, at the newly constructed County Stadium. They defeated the St. Louis Cardinals, 3-2, in 10 innings. Bill Bruton hit the game-winning home run. [Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Online]
| Almanac | ||
|---|---|---|
| Tuesday, April 14, 2009 | Sunrise | Sunset |
| Official Time | 06:15 AM | 07:35 PM |
| Civil Twilight | 05:46 AM | 08:05 PM |
| Tomorrow | 06:13 AM | 07:37 PM |
| Tomorrow will be: | 4 minutes longer | |
| Amount of sunlight: | 13h 20m | |
| Amount of daylight: | 14h 19m | |
| Moon phase: | Waning Gibbous | |
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Prisoner Monday
by JOHN ADAMS •
Continuing for the next several weeks, it’s Prisoner Monday here at Free Whitewater. Why? Because a longtime reader previously suggested to me that being in Whitewater sometimes felt like living the plot of The Prisoner.
It’s a great British series, that tells the story of a secret agent who resigns from his agency, only to find himself in a mysterious place called The Village.
AMC has the full episodes of the original series online, and also offers one-minute summaries of those original episodes. I’ve previously posted the first seven videos.
Here’s the eighth, one-minute summary, of an episode entitled, “Dance of the Dead.” (“Death lurks amid the gaeity of a carnival, and No. 6 is put on trial when he makes an audacious bid to foil his captors…”)
Be seeing you….
The full video is also available at AMC.
Enjoy.
Daily Bread
Daily Bread: April 13, 2009
by JOHN ADAMS •
Good morning, Whitewater
There are three public meetings scheduled for the City of Whitewater today. The Whitewater-University Tech Park Board meets at 1:30 p.m. (Hyer Hall, Rm. 422), the CDA Business Park Marketing Committee meets at 4:30 p.m. (City Manager’s Conference Rm.), and at 6:30 p.m. the Library Board meets (at the library, of course).
School’s back in session, as today serves a make-up for a snow day.
Here’s the Almanac for today —
| Almanac | ||
|---|---|---|
| Monday, April 13, 2009 | Sunrise | Sunset |
| Official Time | 06:17 AM | 07:34 PM |
| Civil Twilight | 05:47 AM | 08:04 PM |
| Tomorrow | 06:15 AM | 07:35 PM |
| Tomorrow will be: | 3 minutes longer | |
| Amount of sunlight: | 13h 17m | |
| Amount of daylight: | 14h 17m | |
| Moon phase: | Waning Gibbous | |

