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Stodgy Residents Love Nothing More than Prohibition(s)

There’s no better way to identify those few stodgy, stuffy town squires of Whitewater than by their love of prohibiting others’ conduct.

Not a ban alone, but also gleeful announcement of whatever restrictions, prohibitions, regulations, limitations, proscriptions, interdictions, etc., that they’re able to proclaim —

KEEP OFF THE LAWN

DO NOT APPROACH FOXES OR OTHER WILD CANIDS

OVERNIGHT PARKING IS PROHIBITED

NO MAN-EATING SNAKES

STAY ON CAMPUS 

MORSELS OF FOOD MUST BE CHEWED AT LEAST 20 TIMES

(25 TIMES FOR TAFFY OR BEEF JERKY)

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