I am not sure who’s Director of Plants and Animals, or Flora and Fauna, or whatever, here in Whitewater.
I hope, though, the high official in that position reads Wired, because in that fine publication one finds a possible solution to all our energy worries:
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/doubleduckweed.html
Note to Chief Coan – By high official I mean a bureaucrat near the top of Whitewater’s municipal government, rather than a public servant under the grip of Reefer Madness.