Steve Spear, perpetual vulgarian, disgraced, former municipal judge, still persists in the notion that his former office belongs to him — he’s submitted an application to be appointed to the office from which he resigned in July. (That’s this July.) Perhaps you’ve seen Spear walking around town these past few weeks, plotting his comeback:
Who will stand against this menace? We will need to fight fire with fire.
The best candidate to stand against a vulgar, little nothing is a vulgar celebrity:
Who else to rival Spear except Pee Wee Herman?
If, as some may believe, Spear’s an astute judge, or a family man, or perhaps someone who has a history of working with youth, then Pee Wee’s even better! Herman — Paul Reubens — is more than good with youth — he had his own children’s show, after all. Where Spear has been covered only in small town papers, Pee Wee’s scandal was national — dare I say, international — news.
Why settle for a two-bit disgrace when we could have a celebrity disgrace?