Of course they do – they’ve seen the future, and that future is in Mysterious Creatures.
Last week, a Juneau County man claimed he found a hairless, mysterious looking creature along side a highway just outside Elroy. A debate ensued — was it just a sick animal, the legendary goat-sucking Chupacabra, or something else?
Whatever it is, a group of children in Montello said they have one living in their neighborhood. They claim they saw the same creature — alive — roaming around last week.
“The head looked like a rat, and then the body looked like a fox. It had fangs and it had really long toes,” said Shane Turner, who said he came within five feet of the creature.
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