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Prisoner Monday

Continuing for the next few weeks, it’s Prisoner Monday here at Free Whitewater. Why? Because a longtime reader previously suggested to me that being in Whitewater sometimes felt like living the plot of The Prisoner.

It’s a great British series, that tells the story of a secret agent who resigns from his agency, only to find himself in a mysterious place called The Village.

AMC has the full episodes of the original series online, and also offers one-minute summaries of those original episodes. I’ve previously posted the first eleven videos.

Here’s the twelfth, one-minute summary, of an episode entitled, “Change of Mind.”

The full video is also available at AMC.

Enjoy.

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Daily Bread: May 11, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are three public meetings in the City of Whitewater today. A 5 p.m., there is a combined meeting of the Community Development Authority and Common Council. Also at 5 p.m., the Park and Recreation Board will meet. Later, at 6:30 p.m., the Irvin Young Memorial Library Board will meet.

In Wisconsin history, from the Wisconsin Historical Society, one finds a tale of Prohibition, from 1931:

On this date Clifford Conn of Crandon was apprehended by Janesville police officers with 90 gallons of moonshine in his car. This was the largest single seizure of illegal alcohol by local law enforcement to this date. For the offense, Crandon was fined $700 and sentenced to two months in jail. [Source: Janesville Gazette]

Almanac
Monday, May 11, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:36 AM 08:06 PM
Civil Twilight 05:04 AM 08:38 PM
Tomorrow 05:35 AM 08:07 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 14h 30m
Amount of daylight: 15h 34m
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous

Genealogy Overview at the Irvin Young Memorial Library — May 16th

I received the following press release that I am happy to post —

The Walworth County Genealogy Society invites the general public to a free informal presentation for those who have an interest in beginning genealogy. The program will last about one hour and will be held at the Irvin Young Memorial Library on Saturday, May 16 at 9:30 a.m.

Daily Bread: May 8, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are no public meetings listed for the City of Whitewater today.

It’s a big day for big government in Wisconsin, and America. The Wisconsin Historical Society notes that on this day in 1891, Arthur J. Altmeyer was born. I didn’t know who he was, either, but the Society’s website supplies the answer:

On this date Arthur J. Altmeyer, the “father of social security,” was born in DePere. Altmeyer was one of the seminal figures of the Social Security program in America. He was part of the President’s Committee on Economic Security that drafted the original legislative proposal in 1934. He was a member of the three-person Social Security Board created to run the new program, and he was Chairman of the Board or Commissioner for Social Security from 1937-1953. Altmeyer died on October 19, 1972 and is buried in Madison’s Forest Hill Cemetery.

Almanac
Friday, May 8, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:40 AM 08:03 PM
Civil Twilight 05:08 AM 08:34 PM
Tomorrow 05:39 AM 08:04 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 14h 23m
Amount of daylight: 15h 26m
Moon phase: Waxing Gibbous

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Daily Bread: May 7, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are no public meetings listed today for the City of Whitewater. We’ll muddle through.

Almanac
Thursday, May 7, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:41 AM 08:02 PM
Civil Twilight 05:10 AM 08:33 PM
Tomorrow 05:40 AM 08:03 PM
Tomorrow will be: 2 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 14h 21m
Amount of daylight: 15h 23m
Moon phase: Waxing Gibbous

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About that “Whippet”….

I’ve been writing at FREE WHITEWATER for nearly two years, and I’ve described all sorts of galling, shocking, or just plain ridiculous events.

No need for thanks — it’s my pleasure, I’m sure.

Yet, I’ve never encountered a fraud quite so disturbing as the one that dupes unsuspecting visitors to the website of Whitewater High School.

That’s Whitewater High School, in Whitewater, Wisconsin, my town.

Our public high school’s mascot is the whippet, a fine and speedy canine. The American Kennel Club notes that

Having evolved for over a hundred years, it was not until 1891 that official recognition was given to the Whippet by the English Kennel Club. Used for racing early on, the breed was nicknamed “the poor man’s racehorse.” Whippets were first brought to America by English mill operators of Massachusetts, which for many years was the center of Whippet racing in this country. Later the sport moved south to Maryland, particularly in Baltimore.

We should be proud to have the whippet as a school mascot. Gosh darn proud, Whitewater!

What, though, awaits parents, and children (think of the children!) who visit the website of our high school? Others may be afraid to discuss it, but I’m not. (Quick note — there’s a legal fair use right to display these images, one worth exercising and defending.)

This is what greets these innocent, impressionable visitors….

The high school site doesn’t say that this is a whippet, yet it’s supposed to be. See for yourself, though, what others have whispered about, but I’ll discuss openly

Well, well, not so unique and local after all, are we? I keep hearing how wonderful local ties are, and how important it is to have lived here forever and ever, to have been born in a Whitewater cow pasture, or eaten a Whitewater brat, or played in Whitewater’s dirt as a child, etc., etc.

And yet…and yet…our high school’s supposed whippet logo looks an awful lot like the logo of the Greyhound Bus Lines. That’s a greyhound, from a company headquartered in — wait for it, proud boosters of localism — Dallas, Texas.

Consider the points of similarity between the supposed website whippet and the greyhound of Greyhound Bus Lines: the forepaws are in the same position, the hind paws are in the same position, the dogs’ heads are in the same position, the tails are in the same position, the dogs’ bodies are of the same proportions.

Yes, one’s colored red, but that could be food dye, or spray paint, or whatever they colored the Whitewater dog with.

It’s still a greyhound underneath.

Greyhounds are different from whippets, as a chart from the AKC website plainly shows —

As you can see, greyhounds and whippets are separated by eleven — count ’em, eleven — other breeds of dog. Now I’m not some fancy dogologist, but even I can read an AKC chart. They’re obviously different animals.

No how, no way should a spray-painted greyhound serve as our high school’s webpage logo.

I have nothing particular against the Greyhound Lines. (In fact, I once suggested a suitable use for their services.) It’s just that the youth of Whitewater deserve a better website mascot than the logo of a company with a lamentable reputation for its vulgar clientele and foul-smelling terminals.

If we’re trying to attract newcomers, skid-row bums shouldn’t be our target demographic. We probably have enough of our own, anyway.

These are hard times, but even in this recession, someone should be willing to find and photograph a real whippet for our website. It doesn’t even have to be a live one — there must be a local taxidermist who has a stuffed one lying around in an attic somewhere. It just has to have been a real whippet once.

Good enough, I’d say.

Yet, a real whippet it should be. It’s the very least we owe our children.

Local-o-meter for the April 30th Issue of the Whitewater Register

Here’s the Local-o-meter for April 30th issue of the Register. What’s the Local-o-meter? It measures how many local ads appear in our town newspaper, the Whitewater Register. To be generous toward local advertising, I’ve included in the local total nostalgic columns, from local-talking politicians, who never fail to emphasize how supposedly unique Whitewater is.

There’s so much false localism in politicians who talk about the uniqueness of Whitewater while writing for a newspaper that depends on the ads of out-of-town merchants.

I’d say shop where you want. Yet, if local matters so very much, then why not live out your proud, local boosterism?

Disclaimers:

  • Many out-of town ads are actually far larger than local ones, so the out-of-town impact is actually greater
  • I’ve included Register ads as local ads, even though they don’t represent advertising revenue to the paper, but rather space unused for independent advertisers
  • I’ve only considered the first section of the paper, that part most favorable to a local influence
  • All estimates where made while drinking something with lots of alcohol in it. It just seemed like a good idea at the time.

How local was the April 30th issue of the Register by this measure?

Local-o-Meter Credibility Index
Nostalgic Local Columns + Whitewater Ads 16
Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads 32
Credibility of Local Boosterism 33.3%

33.3% local = 66.6% hypocritical boosterism.

Register Watch™ for the April 30th Issue of the Whitewater Register, Part 2.

Inside the Issue. There’s a story inside about the controversy at the Royal Purple over whether the football coach should have used ‘inappropriate language,’ in response to a Royal Purple story on allegedly special treatment for football players. 

I’ve not commented on the story before, but a few points are worth mentioning. 

First, this might have been a front page story in the Register, not something inside, on page 2.    

Second, virtually all the coverage of this incident has focused on the language the football coach used, and whether it was appropriate.  All this fussy , neo-Victorianism about what was ‘appropriate.’  Language is not the problem here, the prissy and squeamish worries over the football coach’s words notwithstanding.  (The university can respond to the coach, its employee, as it wants.)  

Reporters – and even bloggers — are going to go out into the world, and get cursed at.  Most of the time, they won’t be part of the same organization as the person who curses at them, so they’ll have no easy — too easy — recourse to an administrative remedy.  More to the point, no reporter should care if the coach cursed, and the administration teaches a weakling’s lesson when it focuses on whether speech — even cursing — is the problem. 

These graduates will go out into the world, and may — sadly — face far worse than profanity.  In that time, there’ll be no higher-level administrator who might intervene.  

Access — and its denial — is the issue here.  Government and organizations often threaten to deny access to reporters if they don’t get favorable coverage.  It’s the curse of small towns, especially.  Young reporters starting out here become too close to officials, and part of the story, rather than independent chroniclers, because they’re not strong enough to resists threats implicit or explicit. 

They write what they think politicians and bureaucrats want to hear — it’s a Faustian bargain, selling too much, for too little.  As with cursing, there was an administrative remedy here — the university administration could compel the football program to permit access. 

That’s a rarity — usually, one has to report even when access is denied.  The real test is when government, bureaucrats, and organization men curse, or deny access, and the reporter has no administrative remedy.  What then? 

A weak and impressionable reporter will give up his or her independence, and become what a politician wants.

The only thing that one needs to do is stick to one’s principles, holding tight to constitutional guarantees that define America.   

I don’t fault the Royal Purple in any of this.

It says something about how fussy and servile Whitewater’s town culture is, though, that the town story has been about language, instead of robust defense of independent reporting in the face of bureaucratic intimidation about access. 

One might have hoped, however faintly, that the Register might have understood this story.  

Forge on — regardless of words, undaunted even over threats to access, and other intimidation.  Integrity is tested most when there is no administrative remedy, and still one writes confidently and independently.

Register Watch™ for the April 30th Issue of the Whitewater Register, Part 1.

Whitewater’s local weekly, the Whitewater Register is now in its 153rd year.  It’s our only hometown paper, and the only publication that’s at least arguably connected to professional journalism. 

Everything else homegrown is either commentary or news without the principles of the news profession. 

(For one set of those principles, please see the permanent link on FREE WHITEWATER to the  Associated Press Managing Editors’ Statement of Ethical Principles.  There are several sets of principles like this; news without any clear code risks becoming an impressionable undertaking.)  

Above the Fold.  There are two above-the fold stories in the April 30th issue of the Register: “Taking a Good Look,” about a Common Council tour of our Wastewater Utility, and a story about a recent school board officers’ election, entitled “School board elects officers, sets budget hearing date.”  

Wastewater Utility.  This is a joke, right?  It’s actually an above-the-fold story that some Council members, the city manager, and the director of public works, all took a tour of our wastewater utility? 

Nothing says small town quite like a prominent story about something like this.  Next, perhaps, a feature on the recent advent of indoor plumbing to Whitewater, or how long-term residents can use electricity for illumination and cooking? 

(“I was skeptical at first, but when I flipped the switch, gosh darn it if the light on the other side of the room didn’t turn on!  That sure is convenient!”) 

School Board.  The Whitewater School Board elected its officers Monday, and that’s a less prominent story than the Whitewater utility feature, lacking pictures to capture the organizational moment.  The story reports that all officers were elected unanimously. 

The story quotes the re-elected board president declaring that “It’s going to be an interesting year….There’s a lot of work to do.”  What work awaits?  What will be interesting about the year?  Budget cuts, curricular changes, policy changes, growth or contraction, and in what fashion? 

I have no idea; following the selection of officers, there might have been a published question and follow up on these points.   

There’s more in the Register story, though, that may prove to be a story for another day — “During special reports at the meeting, board members heard a presentation on Other Post-Employment Benefits….” 

What did the presentation reveal (the story notes that it was the third of its kind)?  The story doesn’t say —  but we’ll hear more on it, I wouldn’t wonder. 

Daily Bread: May 6, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There are no public meetings listed for the cIty of Whitewater today. I’ll assume that the city manager’s Weekly Report mention of a Police and Fire Commission meeting tonight was erroneous.

Why erroneous? Because if there were a meeting, a confident police leaders would be happy to list notice of it in as many places as possible, for maximum community participation. Even if the meeting were a closed meeting in special session, confident leaders would let the community know as much, and why. (The time for the meeting as mentioned in the Weekly Report was 4:30 p.m., a time wholly inconvenient for public attendance, in any event.)

It’s a fine anniversary in Wisconsin history today, as the Wisconsin Historical Society notes — on this date in 1915, Orson Welles was born:

On this date George Orson Welles was born in Kenosha. The name George was soon dropped. The family moved to Chicago in 1919, and two years later, Welles’ parents separated. After his mother’s death in 1924, he travelled the world with his father, only to lose him in 1928.

Welles turned down the chance at college in 1931, choosing instead to go on a sketching trip to Ireland. In 1934, Welles made his New York debut, playing Tybalt in Katherine Cornell’s staging of Romeo and Juliet. In the mid 1930s, he established himself as a radio actor on The March of Time and The Shadow, among other shows.

He began working with John Houseman and together they formed the Mercury Theatre in 1937. Their program, The Mercury Theatre on Air, became famous for the notorious events surrounding their version of The War of the Worlds in 1938, in which they provoked mass panic among listeners.

A renowned actor, writer, producer, and director, Welles is known best for his roles in such films as Citizen Kane (1941), Jane Eyre (1944), MacBeth (1948), Moby Dick (1956), A Man for all Seasons (1966), and Catch 22 (1970). Welles was awarded an Honorary Oscar in 1971 and a Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Film Institute in 1975.

Despite his lack of commercial success, the Directors Guild of America awarded him their highest award, the D.W. Griffith Award, in 1984. Welles was briefly married to Hollywood actress Rita Hayworth from 1943 to 1948, with whom he had one daughter. Orson Welles died on October 9, 1985. [Source: Wisconsin Film Office].

Almanac
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:42 AM 08:00 PM
Civil Twilight 05:11 AM 08:32 PM
Tomorrow 05:41 AM 08:02 PM
Tomorrow will be: 3 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 14h 18m
Amount of daylight: 15h 21m
Moon phase: Waxing Gibbous

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Local-o-meter for April 23rd issue of the Whitewater Register.

Here’s the Local-o-meter for April 23rd issue of the Register. What’s the Local-o-meter? It measures how many local ads appear in our town newspaper, the Whitewater Register. To be generous toward local advertising, I’ve included in the local total nostalgic columns, from local-talking politicians, who never fail to emphasize how supposedly unique Whitewater is.

There’s so much false localism in politicians who talk about the uniqueness of Whitewater while writing for a newspaper that depends on the ads of out-of-town merchants.

I’d say shop where you want. Yet, if local matters so very much, then why not live out your proud, local boosterism?

Disclaimers:

  • Many out-of town ads are actually far larger than local ones, so the out-of-town impact is actually greater
  • I’ve included Register ads as local ads, even though they don’t represent advertising revenue to the paper, but rather space unused for independent advertisers
  • I’ve only considered the first section of the paper, that part most favorable to a local influence
  • All estimates where made while drinking a particularly smooth brandy. I got the idea from reading about accounting practices and financial management at Bear Stearns.

How local was the April 23rd issue of the Register by this measure?

Local-o-Meter Credibility Index
Nostalgic Local Columns + Whitewater Ads 19
Out-of-Town Merchants’ Ads 43
Credibility of Local Boosterism 30.6%

I’d say only 30.6% local’s not very local.

Register Watch™ for the April 23rd Issue of the Paper

A bit of catching up — Register Watch™ for the April 23rd issue of the paper.  

The Register lede is a story entitled, “Local business owners give input to state job taskforce.”  More input’s better than less, and local’s better than distant, I’d suppose. 

Too bad, though, that the whole story seems to be written from a local view of Elkhorn, not Whitewater.  A more cosmopolitan outlook is preferable; I’m not sure those seeking that outlook have Elkhorn in mind.    

A better story, one that’s truly local, but has greater implications, is the story on Topper’s Pizza — “Toppers eyes national growth from new Whitewater locale.”   The story continues onto the backpage of the first section of the paper, with a view inside the new location, at 325 West Center Street. 

Toppers is a success story, and one that’s a business success story. In the end, Toppers will suceeed or fail through free exchange — will you voluntarily and freely patronize Toppers?  Success like that is the best kind — success through persuasion, through good products, alone.  

Below the fold, a story on a different kind of transaction — our Common Council appoints new board and commission members from among its ranks.  It’s common in Whitewater, and other communities, for Council members to sit on citizen boards and commissions.   It was a more orderly distribution than normal, as representative Lynn Binnie had suggested a different method of considering available spots. 

(Whitewater has traditionally had the unseemly habit of assigning posts in an awkward way, in which there’s a figurative rush to a favored spot along the trough.)  

In the end, one should be careful of what one wants, and gets  — positions on Police and Fire, and the Community Development Authority, aren’t beanbag.  We’re a community that had above-average poverty before the recession; one wonders where we’ll find ourselves six months’ time from now. 

I’m not sure if this community needs ‘development,’ but it does need growth.  Being part of a successful Community Development Authority — and success is hard when one tries to develop for others rather than oneself — is no easy accomplishment.  

It was, I think, Cliff Robertson in Spiderman who observed that “with great power comes great responsibility.”  True enough.  One hears that some are the voice of the people, or tribunes of the downtrodden, defenders of the town faith, etc.  So be it — now let’s see if your participation on the CDA does anything for Whitewater. 

Will we be better off a year from now, for these selections to the Community Development Authority, or Police and Fire Commission?   I have no idea; I’ll be sure to write along the way, though.      

I also see that on the agenda for tonight’s [May 5] Common Council meeting, there’s an item (R1) adopting the Whitewater Register as the city’s official newspaper.  Each time the matter arises, the practical value of the designation mocks its legal significance — the Register‘s fading away.  

I’ll keep Register Watch™,  but a broader review of local papers and their websites is probably overdue.  There was a time when I heard that the Register would be around forever; no one sober and rational says that anymore.      

Next up — the Local-o-meter for April 23rd issue of the Register

Daily Bread: May 5, 2009

Good morning, Whitewater

There’s a council meeting tonight, at 6:30 p.m. The agenda for the meeting is available online. Among the items on the agenda tonight are consideration of a chronic nuisance ordinance and appointment of citizen members to boards and commissions.

At Washington School, it’s Eagle and Spirit Day today.

Local Government Watch, a fine blog to which I link on my blogroll, has a post about a junket that a MIlwaukee School Board (now former member!) took — “Milwaukee school board member hung out in hotel while on conference trip.”

The link from Local Government Watch to the underlying Milwaukee Journal Sentinel watchdog article on the junket was not working this morning, but here it is, from the JS directly — Hardin Chose Hotel Time Over Face Time in Philly.

It’s Cinco de Mayo, of course. Enjoy.

Almanac
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 Sunrise Sunset
Official Time 05:44 AM 07:59 PM
Civil Twilight 05:12 AM 08:31 PM
Tomorrow 05:42 AM 08:00 PM
Tomorrow will be: 3 minutes longer
Amount of sunlight: 14h 15m
Amount of daylight: 15h 19m
Moon phase: Waxing Gibbous

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Brain Wellness Program Offered by Alzheimer’s Association – May 28th in Oconomowoc

I received the following press release that I am happy to post —

Brain Wellness Program Offered by Alzheimer’s Association – Program to Underscore Importance of Brain Health

Milwaukee, WI – April 29, 2009 – The Alzheimer’s Association will present a community program called “Nourish Your Noggin” on Thursday, May 28, 2009 from 9:00 – 10:30 a.m. at the Oconomowoc Library, 200 South Street in Oconomowoc. This program will be provided at no charge, and is open to the community. Registration is required.

Join us for this fun and interactive program for those who are interested in brain health. Learn how memory works, about age-related changes – what is normal, what is not – and how to live a brain-healthy lifestyle. This program will be presented by Judy Gunkel, Regional Services Coordinator, Alzheimer’s Association. To register for this complimentary program, please contact the Alzheimer’s Association at 414-479-8800.

The Alzheimer’s Association is a national non-profit organization dedicated to eliminating Alzheimer’s disease through the advancement of research, to enhance care and support for all affected and to reduce the risk of dementia through the promotion of brain health. The Alzheimer’s Association provides information, education, and support to people with Alzheimer’s and related dementias, their families, and healthcare professionals throughout an 11-county region. For more information about Alzheimer’s disease and local services visit www.alz.org/sewi or call the toll-free, 24-hour Helpline at 800-272-3900.