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Daily Bread for 1.4.15

Good morning, Whitewater.

We’ll have about an inch of additional snowfall during the day today, with cloudy skies giving way to sunny ones, and a high of thirty-three falling into the single digits by the late afternoon. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:34 PM, for 9h 09m 20s of daytime.

In Friday’s FW poll, asking whether UFO sightings in the ’50s and ’60s were more likely the result of CIA experiments or extraterrestrial beings, a majority of respondents picked extraterrestrial beings.

So someone challenges Gaston to a push-up contest at Disney World. No doubt, Gaston‘s a swine in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, but the man playing him here acquits himself (in the spirit of the character) very well:

On this day in 1785, Jacob Grimm is born:

Jacob Ludwig Carl Grimm (4 January 1785 – 20 September 1863) was a German philologist, jurist and mythologist. He is known as the discoverer of Grimm’s Law (linguistics), the author (with his brother Wilhelm) of the monumental Deutsches Wörterbuch, the author of Deutsche Mythologie and, more popularly, as one of the Brothers Grimm, as the editor of Grimm’s Fairy Tales.

On this day in 1923, Milton College bans dancing:

1923 – Student Dancing Banned
On this date Milton College president A.E. Whitford bannned dancing by students in off-campus, semi-public places such as confectionery stores. [Source: Janesville Gazette]

The college closed in 1982.

Whitewater Predictions for 2015

Here’s my amateur version of the late William Safire’s long-standing tradition of offering annual predictions. The list for 2015, the FW eighth-annual edition:

1. The biggest policy discussion of 2015 will be
A. City of Whitewater’s scrutiny of vendors
B. Campus culture and policies
C. Police Department community relations
D. Over debates about the direction of the Whitewater Schools

2. For the Whitewater Schools, the biggest issue will be over
A. Finances
B. Academics
C. Extracurricular activities
D. There will be no big issues during the year

3. Whitewater’s economy will
A. Expand along with the American economy
B. Expand more slowly than the American economy
C. Be stagnant
D. Fall into recession

4. Gov. Walker will
A. Run for president to considerable nationwide attention throughout the year
B. Run for president with little nationwide notice throughout the year
C. Decide not to run
D. Move to Whitewater

5. After the spring general election, Common Council will be
A. Farther to the left
B. Farther to the right
C. Unchanged in ideology
D. Deeply but closely divided by personality

6. The Municipal Administration leadership (full-time staff) will see
A. One leader leave
B. Two leaders leave
C. More than two leave
D. No leaders leave

7. The search for a new chancellor at UW-Whitewater will
A. Be mostly a campus matter
B. Be mostly a local, non-campus matter
C. Be mostly a state matter
D. Continue into 2016

8. The city commission that gets the most attention in 2015 will be the
A. Urban Forestry Commission
B. Police and Fire Commission
C. Community Development Authority
D. Tech Park Board

9. UW-Whitewater athletes will win
A. No national championships
B. One national championship
C. Two or three national championships
D. Four or more national championships

10. 2015 will see an invasion of
A. Tourists
B. Locusts
C. Extraterrestrial beings from Zeta Reticuli
D. Ferrets

Adams’s guesses for 2015:

1. The biggest policy discussion of 2015 will be
B. Campus culture and policies. All four choices will be big topics, but UW-Whitewater will draw significant attention over its policies.

2. For the Whitewater Schools, the biggest issue will be over
B. Academics. District leadership would prefer a discussion of something else, or a discussion of academics on their own terms. It doesn’t matter: that’s not the discussion they’ll get.

3. Whitewater’s economy will
B. Expand more slowly than the American economy. I wish it were otherwise, but we’ll lag an expanding American economy. Relying on state grants won’t expand our economy; those pushing these ideas have long since run out of effective options for the city.

4. Gov. Walker will
B. Run for president with little nationwide notice throughout the year. He’ll run, but if he does well in the GOP primary contest, a surge won’t be evident until 2016. Others will draw more attention in ’15.

5. After the spring general election, Common Council will be
B. Farther to the right. Just a bit, I think. Council will see three new members and one incumbent re-elected.

6. The Municipal Administration leadership (full-time staff) will see
B. Two leaders leave.

7. The search for a new chancellor at UW-Whitewater will
C. Be mostly a state matter. Campus and local notables will not play a decisive role; the Walker Administration will play a significant, behind-the-scenes role in the selection of a new chancellor.

8. The city commission that gets the most attention in 2015 will be the
C. Community Development Authority.

9. UW-Whitewater athletes will win
C. Two or three national championships. An excellent year, by any standard, despite notable departures among coaches and athletes.

10. 2015 will see an invasion of
D. Ferrets. In New York City, there’s talk of lifting a ban on ownership of domesticated ferrets. I doubt the ban will be lifted. That’s a problem, as there are thousands of clandestinely-owned ferrets in the Big Apple.

When those many ferrets realize that the ban on their residency within New York City will not be lifted, they’re sure – out of pique and frustration – to decamp to another place.

Most likely, that place will be Whitewater. There must be vast numbers of ferrets in the Five Boroughs who will march westward to our small city. By mid-October, I’d guess, this city will be teeming with aggrieved, edgy, Mustela putorius furo.

Thousands, if not tens of thousands.

I’d suggest reading up now, while there’s still time: A Ferret Care Guide for Beginners.

You’ll be glad you did.

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Daily Bread for 1.3.15

Good morning, Whitewater.

We’ve a bit of snow on the ground this morning, but that should hardly surprise: we’re an upper-Midwest state, this is January, and one should expect that precipitation during this time of year falls as snow. Tribes lived in this area for eons, with less-developed shelters, yet with winter weather like ours.

We’ll have a few snow showers today, with a high temperature of thirty-three. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:33 PM, for 9h 08m 20s of daytime. The moon is a waxing gibbous with 97.3% of its visible disk illuminated.

On this day in 1959, America gets her 49th state:

Washington, Jan. 3 — Alaska became a state today.

By the clock on the mantel in the Cabinet Room at the White House, it was two minutes past noon. In Juneau, capital of the forty-ninth state, it was 9:02 A.M., Pacific Standard Time.

President Eisenhower signed the document of proclamation at the long table at which he meets his Cabinet. He used six pens to inscribe his name and the date. Then he took another handful of pens from the drawer in front of him and signed an Executive order setting a new design of forty-nine stars for the official flag of the United States.

On this day in 1950, a foul smell emanates from a public utility’s latest plan (as it so often does with these sorts of plans):

1950 – Conversion to Natural Gas Stinks
On this date Wisconsin Power & Light customers in Edgerton, Milton and Milton Junction were converted from manufactured gas to natural gas for heating and cooking. The conversion coincided with an ongoing change in Janesville and Beloit. The conversions were not without temporary drawbacks. The stench of skunk oil was added to the otherwise odorless natural gas so utility workers could more easily detect leaks. [Source: Janesville Gazette]

Review: Predictions for 2014

Here’s a review of my amateur version of the late William Safire’s long-standing tradition of offering annual predictions. This was my list for 2014, the seventh-annual FW edition. Let’s see how I did:

1. In the governor’s race, Scott Walker will:
A. Win the city and the state
B. Lose the city but win the state
C. Lose the city and the state
D. The election results will be contested with no certain winner in 2014

Adams’s guess: B. Lose the city but win the state.
Correct answer: B. Lose the city but win the state.

2. In the 43rd Assembly race, Rep. Jorgensen will
A. Win a close race (less than 3 pt. margin)
B. Lose a close race (less than 3 pt. margin)
C. Win comfortably (between 3 and 7 pts.)
D. Win decisively (over 7 pts.)

Adams’s guess: D. Win decisively (over 7 pts.).
Correct answer: D. Win decisively (over 7 pts.). Rep. Jorgensen won by 20 points.

3. The Municipal Administration leadership (full-time staff) will see
A. One leader leave
B. Two leaders leave
C. More than two leave
D. No leaders leave

Adams’s guess: A. One leader leave.
Correct answer: A. One leader left. Latisha Birkeland left Neighborhood Services in the spring.

4. Of print newspapers in the area,
A. One will fold
B. Two will fold
C. One will reduce its print edition from a daily to a weekly
D. There will be no significant changes to print or online operations

Adams’s guess: C. One will reduce its print edition from a daily to a weekly.
Correct answer: D. There will be no significant changes to print or online operations. The Daily Union did cease its own printing, and that’s a big change, but it’s not one readers likely noticed. In the end, though, local print newspapers will fold, and mostly by consequence of their own mistakes.

5. For the Whitewater Schools, the biggest issue will be
A. Academic performance
B. Fiscal challenges
C. Administrative misconduct
D. Teacher misconduct

Adams’s guess: B. Fiscal challenges. Chronic budgetary uncertainty will haunt the district, as it will others nearby, despite supposed (actually overrated) legislative tools from Madison to empower local solutions.
Correct answer: B. Fiscal challenges.

6. The Whitewater University Tech Park will
A. Attract significant statewide praise
B. Attract significant statewide criticism
C. Receive no more attention than in past years
D. Attract a combination of statewide praise and criticism

Adams’s guess: D. Attract a combination of statewide praise and criticism. Different groups will see what they want to see.
Correct answer: D. Attract a combination of statewide praise and criticism. The future for WEDC-connected activities is bleak, however.

7. By 2014’s end, the amount of vacant commercial space in Whitewater will be
A. Greater than in 2013
B. The same as 2013
C. Slightly less than 2013
D. Far less than 2013

Adams’s guess: D. Far less than 2013. An improving economy will also give Whitewater’s merchants their best year in the last ten.
Correct answer: C. Slightly less than 2013.

8. The public commission that attracts the most attention in 2014 will be the
A. Planning Commission
B. Police and Fire Commission
C. Community Development Authority
D. Tech Park Board

Adams’s guess: C. Community Development Authority and D. Tech Park Board (about even between them).
Correct answer: C. Community Development Authority and D. Tech Park Board (about even between them).

9. After the spring election, Whitewater’s Common Council will be
A. A bit farther to the left
B. A bit farther to the right
C. Unchanged in ideology
D. Deeply split along ideological lines

Adams’s guess: A. A bit farther to the left. Over time, Council will grow more ideological.
Correct answer: A. A bit farther to the left. Just a bit.

10. The talked-about animal-sighting of 2014 will be
A. A coyote
B. A wolf
C. A bear
D. An aardvark

Adams’s guess: A. A coyote.
Correct answer: None of these choices.

That’s seven of ten – not bad, overall.

Tomorrow: Predictions for 2015.

Friday Catblogging: Where It’s Dog Cat-Eat-Dog

That place would be India:

Leopards that roam rural India have a surprising favorite food: dogs.

The big cats even seem to prefer eating domestic dogs in areas where cows, goats and other farm animals are plentiful, according to a new study.

To reconstruct leopard diets, scientists had to take a close look at leopard poop. A team led by researchers with the Wildlife Conservation Society scooped up 85 leopard fecal samples as they scoured footpaths, dried-up streams and fields in a rural section of western Maharashtra (the same state where Mumbai is located). Back in a lab, the researchers looked for signs of claws, hoofs and hair and other indigestible parts of unlucky prey in the scat. [See Photos of Leopards in Western Maharashtra]

The researchers found that domestic dogs were by far the most common prey, making up 39 percent of the leopards’ diet (in terms of biomass). The remains of domestic cats were found in 15 percent of poop samples and accounted for 12 percent of the mass of leopards’ meals.

By comparison, livestock were a relatively small portion of the leopard diet. Domestic goats, for example, accounted for just 11 percent of the mass of the big cats’ meals, even though they were seven times more abundant than dogs in the study area….

Daily Bread for 1.2.14

Good morning, Whitewater.

Friday in the Whippet City will be mostly sunny with a high of thirty-three. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:32 PM for 9h 07m 25s of daytime. The moon is a waxing gibbous with 93.1% of its visible disk illuminated.

Prolific science fiction author Isaac Asimov is born this day in 1920:

Isaac Asimov (/?a?z?k ?æz?m?v/;[2] born Isaak Yudovich Ozimov; circa January 2, 1920[1] – April 6, 1992) was an American author and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, best known for his works of science fiction and for his popular science books. Asimov was one of the most prolific writers of all time, having written or edited more than 500 books and an estimated 90,000 letters and postcards.[3] His books have been published in 9 of the 10 major categories of the Dewey Decimal Classification.[4]

Asimov is widely considered a master of hard science fiction and, along with Robert A. Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke, he was considered one of the “Big Three” science fiction writers during his lifetime.[5] Asimov’s most famous work is the Foundation Series;[6] his other major series are the Galactic Empire series and the Robot series. The Galactic Empire novels are explicitly set in earlier history of the same fictional universe as the Foundation series.

Later, beginning with Foundation’s Edge, he linked this distant future to the Robot and Spacer stories, creating a unified “future history” for his stories much like those pioneered by Robert A. Heinlein and previously produced by Cordwainer Smith and Poul Anderson.[7] He wrote hundreds of short stories, including the social science fiction “Nightfall”, which in 1964 was voted by the Science Fiction Writers of America the best short science fiction story of all time. Asimov wrote the Lucky Starr series of juvenile science-fiction novels using the pen name Paul French.[8]

Asimov also wrote mysteries and fantasy, as well as much nonfiction. Most of his popular science books explain scientific concepts in a historical way, going as far back as possible to a time when the science in question was at its simplest stage. He often provides nationalities, birth dates, and death dates for the scientists he mentions, as well as etymologies and pronunciation guides for technical terms. Examples include Guide to Science, the three-volume set Understanding Physics, and Asimov’s Chronology of Science and Discovery, as well as works on astronomy, mathematics, the Bible, William Shakespeare’s writing, and chemistry.

On this day in 1918, Wisconsinites leave for combat in Europe:

On this date the Wisconsin 127th and 128th Infantries departed for France from their training facility at Camp Arthur in Waco, Texas. Initially, these divisions were assigned to construct depots and facilities for troops that would follow. On May 18, they were assigned to the frontline at Belmont in the Alsace where they faced three German divisions. In the following months, 368 troops were killed, wounded or missing. Ironically, their enemy, native Alsatians, spoke German and the Wisconsin troops were better able to communicate with them than their French allies.

Google-a-Day asks a question about architecture:

Who is credited with introducing Early Renaissance-style architecture to the capital city of Lombardy, Italy?

Daily Bread for 1.1.15

Good morning, Whitewater.

Our new year begins with a mixture of clouds and sunshine, and a high of thirty-one. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:32 PM, for 9h 06m 32s of daytime. The moon is a waxing gibbous with 86.8% of its visible disk illuminated.

On this day in 1863, having announced earlier his intention to do so, Pres. Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation:

Although the Emancipation Proclamation did not end slavery in the nation, it captured the hearts and imagination of millions of Americans and fundamentally transformed the character of the war. After January 1, 1863, every advance of federal troops expanded the domain of freedom. Moreover, the Proclamation announced the acceptance of black men into the Union Army and Navy, enabling the liberated to become liberators. By the end of the war, almost 200,000 black soldiers and sailors had fought for the Union and freedom.

From the first days of the Civil War, slaves had acted to secure their own liberty. The Emancipation Proclamation confirmed their insistence that the war for the Union must become a war for freedom. It added moral force to the Union cause and strengthened the Union both militarily and politically. As a milestone along the road to slavery’s final destruction, the Emancipation Proclamation has assumed a place among the great documents of human freedom.

The original of the Emancipation Proclamation of January 1, 1863, is in the National Archives in Washington, DC. With the text covering five pages the document was originally tied with narrow red and blue ribbons, which were attached to the signature page by a wafered impression of the seal of the United States. Most of the ribbon remains; parts of the seal are still decipherable, but other parts have worn off.

The document was bound with other proclamations in a large volume preserved for many years by the Department of State. When it was prepared for binding, it was reinforced with strips along the center folds and then mounted on a still larger sheet of heavy paper. Written in red ink on the upper right-hand corner of this large sheet is the number of the Proclamation, 95, given to it by the Department of State long after it was signed. With other records, the volume containing the Emancipation Proclamation was transferred in 1936 from the Department of State to the National Archives of the United States.

Here’s some inspiration for the new year, from a competition last year — in a world competition, Michael van Gerwen throws 17 consecutive perfect darts:

Van Gerwen’s accomplishment is well beyond well-played.

Google-a-Day asks a question on military history:

What battle halted the German invasion of Russia?

Daily Bread for 12.31.14

Good morning, Whitewater.

Our year ends on a day of mostly sunny and windy skies, with a high of twenty. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:31 PM, for 9h 05m 43s of daytime. The moon is a waxing gibbous, with 78.4% of its visible disk illuminated.

On this day in 1946, Pres. Truman formally proclaims America’s role in the Second World War ended:

Washington, Dec. 31–President Truman in a surprise proclamation terminated formally the period of hostilities in World War II as of noon today.

The action was announced by the President personally at a suddenly called news conference this forenoon at which he said:

“The time has come when such a declaration can properly be made, and it is in the public interest to make it.”

At the same time he emphasized that the states of emergency that were proclaimed by the late President Roosevelt in 1939 and 1941 and the state of war itself, which presumably will run until peace treatise [sic] have been terminated. They would require action by Congress, he pointed out.

The state of hostilities, a term covering the period of actual fighting and one used in defining the duration of many war-time statues, alone was involved in the President’s proclamation, but this served to terminate immediately eighteen emergency laws and scheduled for expiration six months from now or later provisions of thirty-three other statutes.

On this day in 1967, the Packers win the Ice Bowl:

1967 – Green Bay Packers Triumph in “Ice Bowl”
On this date the Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys played in what many consider to be the greatest game in NFL history – The Ice Bowl. With the thermometer dipping to a shocking 13 below zero and a wind chill of minus 46, Bart Starr scored the winning touchdown from the 1-yard line with 13 seconds remaining, sealing a record third straight championship for the Packers, their fifth in seven years. Green Bay defeated Dallas, 21-17, to win the NFL Championship. [Source: Pro Football Hall of Fame]

Google-a-Day presents a question on science and industry:

Who founded the company named for the man who invented vulcanized rubber?

Daily Bread for 12.30.14

Good morning, Whitewater.

Tuesday in town will be sunny with a high of seventeen. Sunrise is 7:25 AM and sunset 4:30 PM for 9h 05m 00s of daytime. The moon is a waxing gibbous with 69.1% of its visible disk illuminated.

Whitewater’s Planning Commission is scheduled to meet briefly tonight at 5:15 PM.

On this day in 1916, Rasputin is murdered in Russia:

Grigory Rasputin, a self-fashioned Russian holy man, is murdered by Russian nobles eager to end his sway over the royal family.

Rasputin won the favor of Czar Nicholas II and Czarina Alexandra through his ability to stop the bleeding of their hemophiliac son, Alexei. Although the Siberian-born peasant was widely criticized for his lechery and drunkenness, he exerted a powerful influence on the ruling family of Russia. He particularly influenced the czarina, and when Nicholas departed to lead Russian forces in World War I, Rasputin effectively ruled Russia through her.

In the early hours of December 30, 1916, a group of nobles lured Rasputin to Yusupovsky Palace, where they attempted to poison him. Seemingly unaffected by the large doses of poison placed in his wine and food, he was finally shot at close range and collapsed. A minute later he rose, beat one of his assailants, and attempted to escape from the palace grounds, where he was shot again. Rasputin, still alive, was then bound and tossed into a freezing river. A few months later, the imperial regime was overthrown by the Russian Revolution.

Sixty-two years after Rasputin’s death, the European disco group Boney M. records a song about Rasputin for their album, Nightflight to Venus. The song’s lyrics are historically inaccurate, and often simply odd, but it’s a strangely catchy tune nonetheless.

Hard not to smile at a song that ventures the lyrics, “Ra, ra, Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine…” You’ve been forewarned:

On this day in 1922, our state sees an example of how Prohibition leads to violence:

1922 – Authorities Confiscate Illegal Alcohol
On this date authorities in Madison confiscated 1,200 gallons of “mash” and fifteen gallons of moonshine from the home of a suspected bootlegger. As the illegal liquor trade flourished in Madison’s Greenbush neighborhood during Prohibition, two rival gangs, one on Regent Street and the other located on Milton Street, fought to gain control until the “Rum War” erupted among these factions in 1923. [Source: Bishops to Bootleggers: A Biographical Guide to Resurrection Cemetery, p.189]

Google-a-Day asks a science question:

Who presented Tonga’s royal family with the animal that, when he died, was believed to be one of the longest-living animals on record?