A man walks into a party, and sees a woman universally acknowledged as intelligent, knowledgeable, and beautiful. He’s instantly smitten, and decides that he must – simply must! – declare his admiration that very evening.
The man approaches, introduces himself, and tells her that he’s wholly captivated. He proclaims a commitment so powerful that he’d do anything, absolutely anything.
She’s surprised, understandably, at his impulsive declaration. Yet because she has an inquisitive nature, the woman decides to test the depth of his supposed commitment.
“Anything, anything at all?” she asks.
“Why yes, darling, of course,” he replies. “I love you so much that I’d even create a marketing plan for you!”
Those are Whitewater’s players, and that’s how they express their love: