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La Crosse Tribune: Mr. Pancake Wins Early Release

Time off for generous behavior – An Ohio judge has granted early release to an inmate who was fired from a jail’s kitchen for handing out too many pancakes…. While in jail the forty-four year old inmate earned the nickname Mr. Pancake. La Crosse Tribune: Mr. Pancake Wins Early Release.

Citations and Drinking

Last week, police in Whitewater broke up a large drinking party at a house on Highland Street. They issued one-hundred thirty-two citations. See, Police issue 132 citations at Whitewater party. I am a supporter of neither a drinking nor a drug culture; they hold no allure for me. Drinking in a house with a hundred-fifty…

Massachusetts Man to Be Charged with Toilet Paper Assault

Shouldn’t whistling while working be commendable? A Massachusetts man is facing an assault charge for allegedly hitting a town hall custodian on the back of the head with a roll of toilet paper because he was angry the cleaning man was whistling while he worked. See, Massachusetts Man to Be Charged with Toilet Paper Assault.

Filling Up Prisons Without Fighting Crime: Mark Kleiman on American’s Criminal Justice System

When you look around your community, do you feel that politicians’ and bureaucrats’ policies have reduced crime, or do you feel that they’re merely treading water, with every supposed ‘victory’ followed by subsequent crimes? Even small communities spend big sums on crime-fighting, but many of these efforts make no dent in crime. Carrying on as…