All across America, and even in nearby Juneau County, people are claiming to find mysterious creatures, and garnering publicity for their communities. There’s a particular craze for chupacabras, legendary blood-sucking animals about the size of a dog. See, Why Can’t Whitewater Publicize Its Own Chupacabra, Lake Monster, Giant Ape, Etc.? and a follow-up post, See What Happens When You Delay!?! – Why Can’t Whitewater Publicize Its Own Chupacabra, Lake Monster, Giant Ape, Etc.?
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Giant Spider! Here’s a good model for what to do called Earth vs. the Spider http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051570/ Fake a story about this, and you’re all good.
Chupacabras are about to become passe from over-exposure. Best to go with a “bipedal amphibian” from one of the lakes.
Giant ape/bigfoot is always a good choice, beacasue they scare people in a way water mosnters wouldn’t
I believe an underwater terror lurks beneath the the calm waters of Trippe Lake! But unlike The Gillman of “Creature from the Black Lagoon”, it’s more like Scotland’s famous “Nessie.” We could dub it “Trippy.”
Whitewater already has a well published scary creature… It is commonly referred to as TID4.
There is also a scary thing living in the bike cave under the bypass. It’s called a Gboden. Half turkey, half pack rat. Look for it as you drive over.
So Lake Monster it is, with a catchy name, too. (A whole industry could spring up around ‘Trippy.’) I’ve no doubt that, even beyond the legendary, there’s nothing so scary as TID 4. And that Gboden, well, if only I could get a picture of that bypass-dwelling creature in its habitat — we’d have every cryptozoologist and tabloid on Earth visiting town. 😉