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What Tires and Ages a City?

In my last post, I wrote about a survey that identified Whitewater as an especially youthful town (mind you, by median age, and only from CNN Money’s limited selection of small towns).

Well, what would the opposite be like: what would age a town, and drive it into decrepitude?

The sarcastic answer, of course, is time, itself: the passage of time makes a place grow older. That, needless to say, isn’t what I have in mind. In fact, time needn’t take a toll. Some societies stay vigorous generation to generation.

Among those forces that would make a place old, even prematurely, I’d suggest (1) regulating excessively, (2) taxing heavily, (3) prohibiting widely, (4) spending profligately from others’ earnings, (5) building vaingloriously from the public coffers, (6) using still more public money to boost one’s undeserving cronies, (7) conflating headlines with facts, (8) ignoring the truly needy, all the while (9) insisting that this is the very definition of serving one’s community.

A community like that would tire and age prematurely from the damage those bad policies would necessarily inflict on an otherwise vigorous and energetic place.

Dirigisme like this benefits a few at the expense – in vigor and productivity – of the many.

That’s a partial list of what ages an otherwise active place.

Whitewater as a Youthful Town

One hears that CNN Money has a story that lists Whitewater as one of their youngest towns in America. See, 25 youngest small towns in America.

Whitewater comes in at number eight on the list (a typo lists us as six), with a population of 14,470 and a median age of 22.0 years.

A sharp reader brought the story to my attention, and perceptively observed that the list describes (almost inevitably) small college towns, as those are the places likely to have a low median age. Our average age, needless to say, is not twenty-two. The median, too, is likely to be different for one-quarter of the year than for the other three seasons when campus is in full session.

Yet, it’s true that we have many young people in town. Young, middle-aged, elderly: it’s no single demographic.

I’d not urge government, by the way, to favor one kind of resident over another: I’d encourage as little planning as possible, and would invite anyone of any age who wishes to live here to do so.

There’s something odd, however, about contending that we’re youthful while simultaneously regulating and restricting the very impulses the story finds so advantageous. Whitewater has not resolved her town-gown conflicts, and I’d guess that the authors of the story have not the slightest feeling for those conflicts in our small town or others on their list.

It’s fine to want the headline; it’s hypocritical to tout a youthful ethos while regulating the city in ways that limit youthful creativity, or any creativity, really.

There’s nothing wrong with libraries, or retirement communities, but there’s something risible in promoting a headline about youthfulness while simultaneously shushing everyone as though all the town where a quiet zone. One feels this through restrictions on conduct, or through a tax burden that inhibits valuable private conduct in favor of hollow public schemes and selfish cronyism.

A truly vibrant community – one that is youthful regardless of the median age – lives out that ethos beyond headlines, beyond self-promotion, and beyond mere appearances.

This town is no fading scrapbook, no mere headline, no set of photos accompanying a feel-good list. If anything, the statistics that truly matter show how much work is to be done.

I want, and in any event believe, in a future that assures a vibrant, New Whitewater.

CNN Money’s story doesn’t make us such.

We’ll have to do that – and will do that – on our own.

Daily Bread for 9.16.13

Good morning.

The week begins with sunny skies and a high of sixty-four, with north winds of 5 to 10 mph.

The Whitewater School Board meets tonight at 6 PM.

On this day in 1908, a major car company is born:

On September 16, 1908, Buick Motor Company head William Crapo Durant spends $2,000 to incorporate General Motors in New Jersey. Durant, a high-school dropout, had made his fortune building horse-drawn carriages, and in fact he hated cars–he thought they were noisy, smelly, and dangerous. Nevertheless, the giant company he built would dominate the American auto industry for decades.

Here’s a trivia question, and its answer, for today: Do any animals use mechanical gears for locomotion?

Amazingly, there’s at least one:

To the best of our knowledge, the mechanical gear—evenly-sized teeth cut into two different rotating surfaces to lock them together as they turn—was invented sometime around 300 B.C. by Greek mechanics who lived in Alexandria. In the centuries since, the simple concept has become a keystone of modern technology, enabling all sorts of machinery and vehicles, including cars and bicycles.

As it turns out, though, a three-millimeter long hopping insect known as Issus coleoptratus beat us to this invention. Malcolm Burrows and Gregory Sutton, a pair of biologists from the University of Cambridge in the U.K., discovered that juveniles of the species have an intricate gearing system that locks their back legs together, allowing both appendages to rotate at the exact same instant, causing the tiny creatures jump forward.

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The small hopping insect Issus coleoptratus uses toothed gears (magnified above with an electron microscope) to precisely synchronize the kicks of its hind legs as it jumps forward. All images courtesy of Malcom Burrows.

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Daily Bread for 9.15.13

Good morning.

We’ll have rain today in the Whippet City, with a high of fifty-nine. We can expect between a quarter and a half inch of rain.

Server upgrade: Over the night, my sites saw their second server upgrade in a year, to keep up with traffic. FREE WHITEWATER, Daily Wisconsin, and Daily Adams now have a spiffy new server, replacing an earlier upgrade from 2012.

Everything’s working properly. I owe it all to the very fine people who host these sites, who have always provided the best care one could find. They’ve stood behind me for years, and I with them. Many thanks, Annette.

On this day in 1914, combatants begin digging trenches along the front lines during World War I:

In the wake of the Battle of the Marne—during which Allied troops halted the steady German push through Belgium and France that had proceeded over the first month of World War I—a conflict both sides had expected to be short and decisive turns longer and bloodier, as Allied and German forces begin digging the first trenches on the Western Front on September 15, 1914.

The trench system on the Western Front in World War I—fixed from the winter of 1914 to the spring of 1918—eventually stretched from the North Sea coast of Belgium southward through France, with a bulge outwards to contain the much-contested Ypres salient. Running in front of such French towns as Soissons, Reims, Verdun, St. Mihiel and Nancy, the system finally reached its southernmost point in Alsace, at the Swiss border. In total the trenches built during World War I, laid end-to-end, would stretch some 25,000 miles—12,000 of those miles occupied by the Allies, and the rest by the Central Powers.

On this day in 1832, a treaty with the Ho Chunk is inked:

1832 – Ho-Chunk Treaty Signed
On this date a a treaty was signed between the Ho-Chunk and the United States that stipulated that the Ho-Chunk cede lands lying to the south and east of the Wisconsin river as well as lands around the Fox river of Green Bay. [Source:Oklahoma State University Library]

Daily Bread for 9.14.13

Good morning.

We’ll have a sunny Saturday with a high near seventy and southwest winds of 5 to 10 mph.

On this day in 1875, one of Wisconsin’s finest scientists passes away:

1875 – Increase Lapham Dies While Fishing
On this date Increase Lapham died of a heart attack while fishing in Oconomowoc. Lapham served Wisconsin as a geologist, meteorologist, historian, archivist, anthropologist, and scientist.He helped found the State Historical Society and served on its board for 22 years. He helped establish the National Weather Service and worked to preserve Native American burial mounds, as well as the forests and prairies of Wisconsin. He also helped establish hospitals for the blind, deaf, and mentally ill in Milwaukee and to start two women’s colleges, Carroll College and Milwaukee-Downer College. [Source: Badger Saints and Sinners; by Fred L. Holmes, p.330-344]

Of science, one reads that an artist, using data from the European Southern Observatory and NASA, has created a rendering of the Milky Way galaxy:

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ESO artist’s rendering

“We find that the inner region of our Galaxy has the shape of a peanut in its shell from the side, and of a highly elongated bar from above”, adds Ortwin Gerhard, the coauthor of the first paper and leader of the Dynamics Group at MPE [3]. “It is the first time that we can see this clearly in our own Milky Way, and simulations in our group and by others show that this shape is characteristic of a barred galaxy that started out as a pure disc of stars.”

Beautiful, almost hauntingly so.

Friday Poll: World’s Smallest Dog? I’m not so sure about that….

One reads that Milly is the world’s smallest dog by the Guinness Record Book’s estimation:

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Milly via Guinness Record Book photo

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — Puerto Rico can now boast it is home to the world’s smallest dog – at least when it comes to height.

The brown Chihuahua named Miracle Milly is shorter than a soup can, standing at 3.8 inches (9.65 centimeters) tall when measured from backbone to paw, Guinness World Records announced Thursday.

She is nearly 2 years old, weighs roughly 1 pound (half a kilogram) and is known for often sticking out her tiny tongue when someone takes her picture.

“She knows how to pose,” owner Vanesa Semler told The Associated Press.

Miracle Milly dethroned Boo Boo, a long-haired Chihuahua from Kentucky that stands 4 inches (10.16 centimeters) tall.

Guinness also has a second category for world’s smallest dog when measured by length. That title is held by Heaven Sent Brandy, a Chihuahua in Largo, Florida, that measures 6 inches (15.24 centimeters) long.

So, here’s the question (and my second-consecutive dog-related poll): Is Milly really a dog, or do you think she’s actually some kind of smaller animal merely posing as a dog (e.g., rat, hairless squirrel, extraterrestrial creature, Russian science experiment gone wrong)? I’m going with extraterrestrial creature.

What do you think?